According to Chinese media reports, in
a village on the outskirts of Changchun
lives a nicotine-addicted alligator
snapper turtle who smokes around 10
cigarettes a day. The turtle's keeper says that
whenever it feels the need for a smoke, the
reptile becomes agitated and starts to hiss.
So how does a turtle become addicted to
cigarettes?
A local chef, surnamed Tang, who is helping his
boss take care of it, says it all started about two
months ago when he noticed the pet had lost
interest in its daily fish diet. After inspecting the
reptile, he noticed there was a sharp chicken bone
lodged in its soft belly, but when he tried to pull it
out, it snapped at his hand from the pain, nearly
biting off his fingers.
Tang realized the only way he could take out the
bone was to distract the turtle, so he took the lit
cigarette that was resting in his mouth and gave it
to the pet to bite on. Its jaws snapped on the filter
and didn't let go for hours. His idea proved
effective, as he managed to remove the sharp
chicken bone, but little did the cook know it would
lead to an even bigger problem.
The next day, Tang sat down on a chair near the
snapper turtle and lit a cigarette after a hard day's
work. As soon as it saw the smoke, the reptile
crawled up on him, and being the responsible
keeper that he is, he lit another one and put it in
its mouth.
The two often went on cigarette breaks together
after that, until the turtle became hooked. Now,
whenever it doesn't receive a cigarette,the turtle
starts to make hissing sounds and follows Tang
around wherever he goes, crawling up on him until
it gets the nicotine it craves.
It was fun in the beginning, Tang told the
Changchun Evening News, but now he feels
responsible for getting the turtle addicted to
smoking, plus he can't afford to keep sharing
cigarettes with it. He says he welcomes any advice
to help the turtle kick the habit.

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A gangster turtle !!

Try some nicotine patches and gradually reduce the strength of the patches

Omo na to advance to weed

Great animal. See your partner here

Partnerz in deed

zizman: Omo na to advance to weed

Yes oh, puff, puff, pass.

Omo, see correct wingman, na to hit up Liquid and Sip nightclub remain.

See me posted up in the back with my ninja turtle, mean mugging.

rubbish

owolabifunke14: End time

If I slap you ehn,You go faint!