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Letter To President Jonathan, By Al-mustapha by Bash92(m): 12:32pm On Jul 26, 2013
LETTER TO PRESIDENT JONATHAN, BY AL-
MUSTAPHA Category: Opinion Published on Friday, 26 July 2013 06:00 Written by Adulrazaque Bello-Barkindo Hits:
2673 Your Excellency, I bring you good tidings. I want to
thank you for this generous gesture of yours which
has made it possible for me to breathe the air of
freedom again, and to reunite with my family,
especially my wife Hafsat, who had dwelt in her own
prison throughout my incarceration. I decided to write you this letter the very first day I
learnt that you had made up your mind to set me free.
That was weeks before my eventual release. I know
some of my words will sound unpalatable; but I am a
soldier in whose squadron flattery is hardly a virtue.
Obviously, this freedom makes me happy indeed but your motive, at least the perceived it, tore my heart to
shreds. I heard it is all about 2015, and not that I was
unfairly incarcerated or that a court of competent
jurisdiction had acquitted me. However, I maintain
even now that I am innocent of the crimes I was
accused of and condemned to death for. I am not the only one to rise from the dead. Your wife, Patience,
also died and returned, remember?
I am scandalized by the political undertone in the
broth of my freedom. I was once the most powerful
military officer in this country but now, from what I
gather, you have reduced me to a pawn on the chessboard of politics? In the past, generals paid me
compliments; but time changes everything.
Mr President Sir, please permit me to call you by your
pet-name Jona. I understand that everything you do
these days has 2015 imprimatur, but bringing me into
the realms of politics is not a wise idea. Let me refresh your memory a little, if you would let
me. I was incarcerated in connection with the murder
of Mrs Kudirat Abiola. Of course just as your popular
picture as politician who is respected among his
neighbours in Otuoke sticks on you like glue, my
reputation as a daredevil and fearless intelligence officer precedes me. My creation, the Strike Force, is
the deadliest Abuja, has ever known. Oh, I am so
proud of its accomplishments. Strike Force made a
snake in a garden shudder in fear during our time.
Some even said that we had a crocodile pond into
which we threw uncooperative people, usually NADECO members or stubborn journalists. But I can
assure you no one has pointed out the pond since we
left power.
You see, I do not know how many books you have
read Jona; but I have even memorised the Holy
Qur’an. As a Muslim, it fortified my belief that in spite of the desire of those who wanted me dead, I would
be free; may be not as quickly as I was discharged
and acquitted but obviously anytime soon.
Why did you release me Jona? Almost all of those who
learnt of my release that fateful Friday morning hung
my freedom on 2015. They say you are obsessed with it and that you would unchain the devil himself to
realize your goal. But I am what the Americans call a
goon, you know? I know nothing but soldiering. Forget
my grandstanding at the Oputa Panel. It was military
strategy. I knew in my military wisdom that a million
SANs would not free me if I did not take my destiny in my own hands, with facts and warts. Lawless people
don’t change overnight. Without any prejudice to the
lawyers in this country, Jona, I can say without fear of
contradiction that my tactics hit a chord, with and I
believe that is why I am here. But mark you Jona, I Al
Mustapha, have no political value in my region, the north, which you are trying to reach out to but which
you have also offended in no small measure.
Northerners will hardy forget how you ignored the
Boko Haram insurgency until it got out of hand.
Unofficial sources claim that close to 800,000 people,
most of them northerners, lost their lives and property worth billions destroyed by the insurgents. The
insurgency has resulted in northerners losing their
positions in the armed forces; mediocrity now reigns.
To me as a former Chief Security Officer, your initial
inaction depicted a total loss of control. You were a
lame duck, even in your first term. So what’s all this elaborate orchestration for 2015?
But don’t mind my position, Jona. Time on death row
has taken the winds off my brains. Never mind Yerima
Ngama, your minister of state for finance, who told
people that my sharp reasoning still amazes him.
Ngama is not a psychiatrist. He probably never paid any attention to my behaviour while I marked time in
Kirikiri. I had been confused. Sometimes, I greeted
people with a clenched fist; while some other times, I
smiled, like General Gowon does. At other times, I
saluted in military fashion. You would have noticed
too, Jona, that my choices since coming out are dangerously flawed. I greeted everyone in sight: TB
Joshua, Fashehun, Otokoto, Ganiyu Adams and Tokyo,
to mention a few of them. I make no distinction
between the living and the dead, just like I have not
adjusted to life outside prison. I even sought Abiola
out only to learn that he is deceased. In that miasma, I paid first homage to the Kano Sate Government
instead of my people in Yobe. It would have served
me just as well if I had driven straight to Gashua and
shook hands with Shekau!
Mr President, I am saying all these because personally
I know that where the north is concerned, I am a political paper tiger. Like Larry Hagman of the famous
soap Dallas, I am the man that people love to hate. I
lack the political value you ascribe to me, and if you
released me to score a political point in my region,
you have only taken a fool’s gambit. But I’m sorry;
I can’t help your 2015 dream. Yours faithfully, Al-Mustapha. Bello-Barkindo, author of this imaginary letter,
wrote from Abuja
SOURCE: dailytrust.info/index.php/opinion/1679-letter-to-president-jonathan-by-al-mustapha
Re: Letter To President Jonathan, By Al-mustapha by Bash92(m): 12:39pm On Jul 26, 2013
SOURCE: www.dailytrust.info/index.php/
opinion/1679-letter-to-president-jonathan-by-
al-mustapha
Re: Letter To President Jonathan, By Al-mustapha by bunmioguns(m): 12:43pm On Jul 26, 2013
Bash92: LETTER TO PRESIDENT JONATHAN, BY AL-
MUSTAPHA Category: Opinion Published on Friday, 26 July 2013 06:00 Written by Adulrazaque Bello-Barkindo Hits:
2673 Your Excellency, I bring you good tidings. I want to
thank you for this generous gesture of yours which
has made it possible for me to breathe the air of
freedom again, and to reunite with my family,
especially my wife Hafsat, who had dwelt in her own
prison throughout my incarceration. I decided to write you this letter the very first day I
learnt that you had made up your mind to set me free.
That was weeks before my eventual release. I know
some of my words will sound unpalatable; but I am a
soldier in whose squadron flattery is hardly a virtue.
Obviously, this freedom makes me happy indeed but your motive, at least the perceived it, tore my heart to
shreds. I heard it is all about 2015, and not that I was
unfairly incarcerated or that a court of competent
jurisdiction had acquitted me. However, I maintain
even now that I am innocent of the crimes I was
accused of and condemned to death for. I am not the only one to rise from the dead. Your wife, Patience,
also died and returned, remember?
I am scandalized by the political undertone in the
broth of my freedom. I was once the most powerful
military officer in this country but now, from what I
gather, you have reduced me to a pawn on the chessboard of politics? In the past, generals paid me
compliments; but time changes everything.
Mr President Sir, please permit me to call you by your
pet-name Jona. I understand that everything you do
these days has 2015 imprimatur, but bringing me into
the realms of politics is not a wise idea. Let me refresh your memory a little, if you would let
me. I was incarcerated in connection with the murder
of Mrs Kudirat Abiola. Of course just as your popular
picture as politician who is respected among his
neighbours in Otuoke sticks on you like glue, my
reputation as a daredevil and fearless intelligence officer precedes me. My creation, the Strike Force, is
the deadliest Abuja, has ever known. Oh, I am so
proud of its accomplishments. Strike Force made a
snake in a garden shudder in fear during our time.
Some even said that we had a crocodile pond into
which we threw uncooperative people, usually NADECO members or stubborn journalists. But I can
assure you no one has pointed out the pond since we
left power.
You see, I do not know how many books you have
read Jona; but I have even memorised the Holy
Qur’an. As a Muslim, it fortified my belief that in spite of the desire of those who wanted me dead, I would
be free; may be not as quickly as I was discharged
and acquitted but obviously anytime soon.
Why did you release me Jona? Almost all of those who
learnt of my release that fateful Friday morning hung
my freedom on 2015.
They say you are obsessed with it and that you would unchain the devil himself to
realize your goal. But I am what the Americans call a
goon, you know? I know nothing but soldiering. Forget
my grandstanding at the Oputa Panel. It was military
strategy. I knew in my military wisdom that a million
SANs would not free me if I did not take my destiny in my own hands, with facts and warts. Lawless people
don’t change overnight. Without any prejudice to the
lawyers in this country, Jona, I can say without fear of
contradiction that my tactics hit a chord, with and I
believe that is why I am here. But mark you Jona, I Al
Mustapha, have no political value in my region, the north, which you are trying to reach out to but which
you have also offended in no small measure.
Northerners will hardy forget how you ignored the
Boko Haram insurgency until it got out of hand.
Unofficial sources claim that close to 800,000 people,
most of them northerners, lost their lives and property worth billions destroyed by the insurgents. The
insurgency has resulted in northerners losing their
positions in the armed forces; mediocrity now reigns.
To me as a former Chief Security Officer, your initial
inaction depicted a total loss of control. You were a
lame duck, even in your first term. So what’s all this elaborate orchestration for 2015?

But don’t mind my position, Jona. Time on death row
has taken the winds off my brains. Never mind Yerima
Ngama, your minister of state for finance, who told
people that my sharp reasoning still amazes him.
Ngama is not a psychiatrist. He probably never paid any attention to my behaviour while I marked time in
Kirikiri. I had been confused. Sometimes, I greeted
people with a clenched fist; while some other times, I
smiled, like General Gowon does. At other times, I
saluted in military fashion. You would have noticed
too, Jona, that my choices since coming out are dangerously flawed. I greeted everyone in sight: TB
Joshua, Fashehun, Otokoto, Ganiyu Adams and Tokyo,
to mention a few of them. I make no distinction
between the living and the dead, just like I have not
adjusted to life outside prison. I even sought Abiola
out only to learn that he is deceased. In that miasma, I paid first homage to the Kano Sate Government
instead of my people in Yobe. It would have served
me just as well if I had driven straight to Gashua and
shook hands with Shekau!
Mr President, I am saying all these because personally
I know that where the north is concerned, I am a political paper tiger. Like Larry Hagman of the famous
soap Dallas, I am the man that people love to hate. I
lack the political value you ascribe to me, and if you
released me to score a political point in my region,
you have only taken a fool’s gambit.
But I’m sorry;
I can’t help your 2015 dream. Yours faithfully, Al-Mustapha. Bello-Barkindo, author of this imaginary letter,
wrote from Abuja
SOURCE: dailytrust.info/index.php/opinion/1679-letter-to-president-jonathan-by-al-mustapha

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Where are those abusing Sahara Reporters?
Re: Letter To President Jonathan, By Al-mustapha by Lagusta(m): 12:51pm On Jul 26, 2013
everybody don't get too confused or agitated, this letter is an imaginary letter, not real.........





third to comment tho!!!!
Re: Letter To President Jonathan, By Al-mustapha by enyice(m): 12:59pm On Jul 26, 2013
Which of the mustaphas are you refering to, The one who is still a military man? I wonder why people are shivering over 2015 in 2013
Re: Letter To President Jonathan, By Al-mustapha by chukjojo(m): 1:08pm On Jul 26, 2013
bunmioguns:

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Where are those abusing Sahara Reporters?
You are a 1st class imbesile for quoting the whole thrend just to type this.
@op 2015 has the answer and reply.
Re: Letter To President Jonathan, By Al-mustapha by chukjojo(m): 1:11pm On Jul 26, 2013
bunmioguns:

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

Where are those abusing Sahara Reporters?
Re: Letter To President Jonathan, By Al-mustapha by bunmioguns(m): 3:35pm On Jul 26, 2013
chukjojo:
You are a 1st class imbesile for quoting the whole[b] thrend [/b]just to type this.
@op 2015 has the answer and reply.


See this third class illiterate quoting me back and spitting trash , are you too blind to observe that i bolded some text
Re: Letter To President Jonathan, By Al-mustapha by Btruth: 4:26pm On Jul 26, 2013
shocked

Space booked!
Re: Letter To President Jonathan, By Al-mustapha by Nobody: 4:46pm On Jul 26, 2013
This is when yorubas say 'O so sinilenu buiyo si' as in the matter polluted in ones mouth and garnished it with salt. U cant spit the salt and cant swallow the pollute...
Re: Letter To President Jonathan, By Al-mustapha by ChuckNorris007(m): 8:18pm On Jul 26, 2013
Gist is too long mehn... i'll be back when the shortened version is released. cool

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