Its funny how people can see you and start judging u, just like that. Frankly I like it, some other people have to pay money for that shiit but I'm here getting it for free. Once a pun a time, I used to be funny, back then in high skul during math class my teachers always made me stand out..I was still in my element then. I used to have this friend "Eric". He always liked to call himself "magneto"..I wonder why?? He's still single tho, I guess he hasn't found any FEmale yet to attract. Anyways back to my friend Eric..he used to say that "if nobody wants to feel you, you just have to feel yourself" frankly I think that was just his excuse for masturrbatingg (don't tell him I said that). Ok my time is up, I wonder who kept my wrist watch on the ceiling, I'll just have to get a new one. I also feel sorry for bald people, they have no hair apparent, so even when they dye there's nothing to show for it....Merry Christmas and a Fabulous New year...Till we meat again *e-vil laugh* #CurtainDraws

Hi its me again. I didn't introduce myself the first time....my name is *coughs* did u get that? Yh? Good now u have the flu. *sad face* All these males and yet no posts, com'on :]xx. This harmattan is so terrible *achoo* damn I didn't bring my hanky, I'll have to take matters into my own hands. So its saturday morning, getting out of the house to attend a gathering, I'm seeing so many chics running around with happy faces and I can't help but think "haha somebody just got laid". On my way, I saw this guy leaving a tattoo parlour so I went the other way, he had trouble written all over him. *beep beep* new message , and I quote ,""....so finally I arrive at the venue and surprisingly the whole squad is there, even "Eric" or is that gandalf? Some daze I just can't seem to focus...Well everybody was so happy to see Mi,even I too, she's such a cute asian. She's finally found a man, they're getting married next week. The guys a total zombie tho but hey at least she found somebody who wants her or her brains...*drops mic*

Hello its me again. Show of hands, anybody here miss me? Yh? No? Oh well.
Today since I'm feeling a certain kinda way I'll just talk about females. Yes females! You know those creatures that God made out our ribs. (Its no wonder they give us awesome boners). Sometimes they can he angelic and all mushy mushy but hell if u piss them off, they just ditch their wings and fly on their brooms instead. As it turns out, they can't stand each other. Women hate women. You get any two girlfriends on here, been girlfriends for twenty five years, you put a man in between them … "fvck that biatch," "fvck that biatch." Guys are not like that. Guys actually think that there are other fish in the sea, and if a guy introduces his boy to his new girlfriend, and when they walk away, his boy goes, "Oh man, she's nice, I gotta get me a girl like that." If a woman introduces her new man to her girlfriend, and they walk away, her girlfriend goes, "I gotta get him, and I will slit that biatch's throat to do it." Every girl in here got a girlfriend they don't trust around their man.
Since I'm not getting paid for this, I'll just drop the mic here. Sayanora hombres *drops mic*

Happy New Year Folks!!...

Like SERIOUSLY !!!

Busted:
Like SERIOUSLY !!!

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*Courtesy Chris Rock*

You don't need no gun control. You know what you need? We need some bullet control. Man, we need to control the bullets, that's right. I think all bullets should cost $5000. $5000 for a bullet. You know why? 'Cause if a bullet costs $5000, there'd be no more innocent bystanders. … Every time someone gets shot, people will be like, "Damn, he must have did something. He put $50,000 worth of bullets in his ass!" Niggers will say "I would blow your fucking head off--if I could afford it! I'm gonna get me another job, I'm gonna start saving some money, and then you're dead man!. You better hope I can't get no bullets on ebay!
There's a lot of racism going on. Who's more racist, black people or white people? It's black people! You know why? Because we hate black people too! Everything white people don't like about black people, black people really don't like about black people ,and there's two sides, there's black people and theres niggas. The niggas have got to go.You can't have shit when you around niggas, you can't have shit. You can't have no big screen TV! You can have it, but you better move it in at 3 in the morning. Paint it white, hope niggas think it's a bassinet. Can't have shit in your house! Why?! Because niggas will break into your house. Niggas that live next door to you break into your house, come over the next day and go, "I heard you got robbed." Nigga, you know you robbed me. You didn't see shiit 'cause you was doing shiit! You can't go see a movie, you know why? 'Cause niggas is shooting at the screen, "This movie's so good I gotta bust a cap in here!" You know the worst thing about niggas? Niggas always want credit for some shit they supposed to do. A nigga will brag about some shit a normal man just does. A nigga will say some shit like, "I take care of my kids." You're supposed to, you dumb motherfucker! What kind of ignorant shiit is that? "I ain't never been to jail!" What do you want, a cookie?! You're not supposed to go to jail, you low-expectation-having motherfucker!