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Since Arsenal Last Won A Trophy by snowytee(m): 9:59pm On Jul 31, 2013 |
(ARSENAL FAN HERE) Since Arsenal last won a trophy (21st May 2005): 8 years, 2 months, 8 days, 19 hours, 51 minutes, 27 seconds. Lets take a look at some ofthe things that have happened since then... - Lionel Messi turned professional&won 78 individual trophies/awards, including 4 consecutive Ballon d'Ors. - Steven Gerrard has played over 340 games for Liverpool. - Arsenal have bought 49 players and sold 79. - Members of that 2005 have won 53 trophies elsewhere. - Chelsea have had 9 different managers. - Technology skipped a generation. - Lionel Messi has scored 269 goals.. - Arsene Wenger has earned over £56m in wages. - 29 English teams have won domestic trophies. - England national team have been exactly the same (SHIT&OVERRATED) - Juventus and man City have been relegated, promoted and won the league. - Liverpool have won 5 trophies [This time it isn't aHISTORY story ] - Pep Guardiola retired as a player, became a manager and won 15 trophies. - Arsenal have spent £227.500.00 on new players. - Birmingham City have been relegated three times, promoted twice, and won a trophy [ League Cup] against arsenal... Oh wait! Wigan too won a trophy and got relegated. - The planet'Mercury'has orbited the sun 32 times. - 390 people have been caught masturbating in the street on Google Street View. - Suarez has bitten 2 different players in 2 different countries for 2 different teams. - Twitter has been created and gained over 500 million users. - Man. City have spent about £930 Million pounds on players. - Every English club across every English league has changed manager. - Portsmouth have gone from Premier League to League 2. - Spain rose to dominance in world football and has won 3 major titles consecutively, including World Cup. - Luis Suárez has been suspended for a total of 32 games... Oh and he's won 5 trophies. - Nicholas Anelka has scored 98 goals for 7 different clubs, got married&had 2 kids.. and he's won 6 trophies. - Zambia won the AFCON. - Chelsea and Bayern signed 177 midfielders. - The average 7UP soft drink can has been recycled 51 times.. [calm down Barcelona fans,I wasn't referring to the epic UCL rape ] - There have been 908 recorded instances of rabbits raping cats... dafuq? - Chuck Norris has personally taken down 1,122 international terrorists. - Arjen Robben has passed the ball to his teammate more than 5 times.. [incredible, this coming from Robben] - Wayne Rooney has grown hair, lost it, purchased a hair transplant and then lost it again |
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