(ARSENAL FAN
HERE) Since Arsenal last won a trophy (21st
May 2005):
8 years, 2 months, 8 days, 19 hours, 51
minutes, 27 seconds.
Lets take a look at some ofthe things that
have
happened since then...
- Lionel Messi turned professional&won 78
individual trophies/awards, including 4 consecutive
Ballon
d'Ors.
- Steven Gerrard has played
over 340 games for Liverpool.
- Arsenal have bought 49 players and sold 79. - Members of that 2005 have won 53
trophies
elsewhere.
- Chelsea have had 9 different managers.
- Technology skipped a generation.
- Lionel Messi has scored 269 goals.. - Arsene Wenger has earned over £56m in
wages. - 29 English teams have won
domestic trophies.
- England national team have been exactly
the
same (SHIT&OVERRATED)
- Juventus and man City have been
relegated,
promoted and won the league. - Liverpool
have won 5 trophies [This time it isn't
aHISTORY story ] - Pep Guardiola retired as a
player, became a manager and
won 15 trophies.
- Arsenal have spent £227.500.00 on new
players.
- Birmingham City have been relegated three times,
promoted twice, and won a trophy [
League Cup] against arsenal... Oh wait!
Wigan too
won a trophy and got relegated. - The
planet'Mercury'has orbited the sun 32 times.
- 390 people have been caught
masturbating in the street on
Google Street View.
- Suarez has bitten 2 different players in 2
different countries for 2 different teams.
- Twitter has been created and gained over
500
million users.
- Man. City have spent about
£930 Million pounds on players. - Every English club across every
English league has changed
manager.
- Portsmouth have gone from
Premier League to League 2.
- Spain rose to dominance in world football and has won 3 major titles
consecutively, including World Cup.
- Luis Suárez has been
suspended for a total of 32
games... Oh and he's won 5
trophies. - Nicholas Anelka has scored 98 goals for 7 different clubs, got
married&had 2 kids.. and he's
won 6 trophies.
- Zambia won the AFCON.
- Chelsea and Bayern signed 177
midfielders. - The average 7UP soft drink can has
been recycled 51 times.. [calm down
Barcelona
fans,I
wasn't referring to the epic UCL rape ]
- There have been 908 recorded instances of rabbits raping
cats... dafuq?
- Chuck Norris has personally taken
down 1,122 international
terrorists.
- Arjen Robben has passed the ball to his teammate more than 5 times.. [incredible,
this coming from Robben]
- Wayne Rooney has grown hair,
lost it, purchased a hair
transplant and then lost it
again