Once upon a time lived a beautiful
Queen with large breasts. akpors the
Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen
for this reason. He knew that the
penalty for his desire would be death
should he try to touch them, but he had to try.
One day Akpors revealed his secret
desire to his colleague, Horatio the
Physician, the King's chief doctor.
Horatio thought about this and said
that he could arrange for akpors to more than satisfy his desire, but it
would cost him 1000 gold coins to
arrange it. Without pause akpors
readily agreed to the scheme.
The next day, Horatio made a batch of
itching powder and poured a little bit into the Queen's bra while she bathed.
Soon after she dressed, the itching
commenced and grew intense. Upon
being summoned to the Royal
Chambers to address this incident,
Horatio informed the King and Queen that only a special saliva, if applied for
four hours, would cure this type of itch,
and that tests had shown that only the
saliva of akpors
would work as the antidote to cure the
itch. The King, eager to help his queen quickly
summoned akpors to their chambers.
Horatio then slipped akpors the
antidote for the itching powder, which
he put into his mouth, and for the next
four hours, akpors worked passionately on the Queen's
large and magnificent breasts.
The Queen's itching was eventually
relieved, and akpors left satisfied and
hailed as a hero.
Upon returning to his chamber, akpors found Horatio demanding his payment
of 1000 gold coins. With his obsession
now satisfied, akpors couldn't have
cared less knowing that Horatio could
never report this matter to the King and
with a laugh told him to get Lost.
The next day, Horatio slipped a massive
dose of the same itching powder into
the
kings underwear. The king immediately
summoned Akpors.

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