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Nigerian Police Be Like by butterflyy(f): 1:06pm On Aug 02, 2013
Nigerian Police and their wahala!!

9jaPoliceBeLikewhy is ur laptop bag empty, you want to steal laptop and keep it in the bag abi, oya enta motor

9jaPoliceBeLikeThe victim committed Suicide, but we just arrested the person that killed him.....

‪9jaPoliceBeLike Oga, dis your Range Rover Sport fine o..oya use am take jam dis wall make we check whether the airbag dey work. uno gree? oya park!!!

9jaPoliceBeLike why your car no get A/C? u wan use heat kill yourself...your wan commit suicide?.. Oga Park well

9jaPolicebelike the picture in your license you carry Afro, why do u Now carry low cut now? Ogbeni Abeg come down.

9jaPoliceBeLike why do u have fertilizer in your boot? You dey grow weed abi? Follow us to station.

9jaPoliceBeLike your car radio is playing "ema dami duro" young man, if u want to say something, you better say it directly!!!

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Add yours. .dont spoil the Fun!! Leggo

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Re: Nigerian Police Be Like by Visocrate(m): 1:48pm On Aug 03, 2013
VERY FUNNY
Re: Nigerian Police Be Like by Nobody: 3:56pm On Apr 05, 2015
9ja police and their wahala,, i wonder if they will ever change.

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