This is serious! How on earth is this possible? A 64-years-old Dominican man,Geraldo Ramos, woke up with no penis after blacking out drunk the night before. The man said he simply cannot recall the point in between being drunk and being rushed to the hospital for emergency surgery on his dismembered member.

Eyewitness claims Ramo was drunk, naked and attacked by a dog but the dog allegedly responsible is yet to be found. In an interview (in Spanish) with Ramo, he said this is a wake up call for him to lay off the booze.
I wonder what he drank that he couldn't feel his member being munched off his body.
http://www.allaroundgist.com/2013/08/wtf-man-wakes-up-with-no-penis-after.html


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLb0YJYMstw

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha.dey must find dat dog and it must be brought to just

This is hilarious a'f'.
That dog must be damned hungry, like seriously?
Dog owners should always chain their dogs, abi na all this nkita avuke wey dey roam around for street, eating trash dumped at the incenerator? Oh well, the man can never satisfy himself again. No masturba. No phocking as well, ntooor!
This is one of the bleeping reasons why I don't take much alcohol.

Chinedu!!!! Abeg come help me chase this useless dog wey dey play here away o. E be like say e dey wait make I finish my 16th bottle of Harp come sleep so e fit chop my blockos.
E no go happen!!

"Hmmmmmmmm,yummy yummy" thought the dog. "Hot dog tastes really good!"

na wah ooo. this thing dogs have learnt eating a mans nutts i pity dog owners cos they have 2 now start wearing iron pant 2 sleep

eww. Thats why i prefer cats