Owing to the recent ASUU strike which has rendered a lot of students devastated concerning their network, hmmm, sorry school of choice, the NCC, sorry, NUC has now declared that Students who are not satisfied with their current tarriff plan- o, I mean School Calendar can now PORT to the only Better By Far University in Nigeria, a school that has distinguished itself in various areas especially by following a strict Academic calendar which is unaffected nor is it affectable by ASUU strike or Defence. For students who would like to PORT are encouraged to do so in order to hasten their schooling and avoid unnecessary break in transmission during calls, sorry jare- during Sessions.

This can be done simply by sending the word- PORT to 14213 (NUC) and your profile data will be transfered to your new school while you can retain your former Matric No. Plus- the Message costs nothing.

Enjoy!

Na Joke o.

Is dis a joke or wat