You quarreled with Ur lover and u
went to her place to apologize wit Mr
Biggs rice and chicken,she refused to
forgive you and she took the MR BIGGS
RICE AND CHICKEN AND THREW IT IN D
WASTE BIN, you left the house rejected and
dejected. On the way u discovered
u left your key
at her place, so u turned back to go
pick
Dem up. On getting to her house, u saw
her eating the MR BIGGS RiCE/CHICKEN. If u
were d guy, What will you do? And
if you wia d gurl, what wil you do??

I wil urinate on d OP's head

and i wil make sure ur water system neva works again *ozuo*

I go collect my rice and take my keys, then I go phuck d girl. Thats all!