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Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by jaymobb(m): 1:11pm On Jul 25, 2008
mumu no b d role wey director hand give u, u go play simple thinkin
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by kayemjay(m): 1:20pm On Jul 25, 2008
and director says:
"hey, jaymobb! in this movie you are the king of mad men". KAPUT!
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by clemcykul(f): 3:16pm On Jul 25, 2008
all hail jaymobb the onya ara grin grin grin grin

onye ara how na grin
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by tufe(m): 3:33pm On Jul 25, 2008
i hail ohhhh
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by jaymobb(m): 3:58pm On Jul 25, 2008
una dey confuse abi
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by tufe(m): 4:11pm On Jul 25, 2008
nop, u are
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by holythug(m): 5:24pm On Jul 25, 2008
**rolls rizla
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by jaymobb(m): 5:34pm On Jul 25, 2008
na "roll rizla" u sabi, igbo don chop dat ur brain finish see as u b like bonka fish, chop food u no go gree, angry
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by tufe(m): 6:27pm On Jul 25, 2008
Chai !!!
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by holythug(m): 8:23pm On Jul 25, 2008
no b igbo o, am rollin it for okanran, he has 1 more roll to make him mental
**hands d ganja to okanran, but if na toto naa, haa trust me naa
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by Cayon(f): 2:39pm On Jul 26, 2008
wisdom and knowledge

Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by Okanran(m): 4:04pm On Jul 26, 2008
holythug:

no b igbo o, am rollin it for okanran, he has 1 more roll to make him mental
**hands d ganja to okanran, but if na toto naa, haa trust me naa


Na d begining of kolo-mental be this oooooh,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,What a promising young man Holythug was b4 he became deranged cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry ,,,,,,,,,,,,,what a sad end to what could have been an illustrous career cry cry cry
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by princesa(f): 4:16pm On Jul 30, 2008
the same thing will happen to you embarassed
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by jaymobb(m): 6:13pm On Jul 30, 2008
sorry but i dont think so

"strolls out lighting up my LA LALALALA LA LA LALALALA"
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by clemcykul(f): 8:57am On Jul 31, 2008
where to?

hope its not the loo, cuzz ure fond of shittn in the morning
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by jaymobb(m): 10:45am On Jul 31, 2008
hey! ! ! to avoid causing confusion wen u fart, which is something ur not used to
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by Okanran(m): 10:54am On Jul 31, 2008
Princessa, if your guy ain' doin it like he shld, y not lemmie take you to hi-heavens wink

*Okanran puffs on his customized rizla contemplating how best 2 pleasure princessa*


BTW, this thread was almost 4gotten,,,,,,,,Princessa had 2 go dig it up,,,,,,,,,now tell me u don't like CHOKO lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by princesa(f): 9:51am On Aug 02, 2008
okran angry
who told you my man jeovy cant handle it
he is more than capable
but for the records i dont move with ganja-infested brain
instead of sowing seeds of discord
while not still order yourself and your group of ganja boys
to go sweep the wedding venue it is sooner than you except wink
i promise to give you a tip off grin
so what say you wink
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by neowelsh(m): 10:40am On Aug 02, 2008
not george bush, its ASHARA. their favourite meal. hehehe cool cool
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by princesa(f): 1:10pm On Aug 02, 2008
say something that goes with the topic at hand
or keep quite
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by Okanran(m): 4:50pm On Aug 02, 2008
princesa:

okran angry
who told you my man jeovy can't handle it
he is more than capable
but for the records i don't move with ganja-infested brain
instead of sowing seeds of discord
while not still order yourself and your group of ganja boys
to go sweep the wedding venue it is sooner than you except wink
i promise to give you a tip off grin
so what say you wink

If I say u dey dodge smoke gbana u go begin deny,,,,,,,,,,,,,ur post up there just confirmed it,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,na all d tym u dey go ressurect this thread. grin

BTW,,,,,,,,,,r u gettin married 2 Jeovy 4 real shocked shocked shocked ,,,,,,,,,,,d guy might look a bit flabby embarassed but hin nor offend me. So confirm if na u and am b4 I go begin stroke 2 of una wink

*Meanwhile,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,Okanran lits up his superjumbo rizzla n zooms off 2 his chokodom* cool cool cool
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by clemcykul(f): 11:57am On Aug 04, 2008
kai!
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by princesa(f): 6:52pm On Aug 04, 2008
u are always high undecided
but i trust on my wedding day you will be calm cool

@clem
you are in for a suprise too wink
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by powderPink(f): 6:56pm On Aug 04, 2008
i take it this topic is on weed, well i smoke or sometimes bake the odd hash cake or in a cup of tea. I don't live and breathe it. Just enjoy the relaxion it gives me. yes its natural everything in moderation always is the key
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by clemcykul(f): 10:06am On Aug 05, 2008
surprise? LOL
am acquainted wid it
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by Okanran(m): 11:17am On Aug 05, 2008
@ Princessa: ensure u ain' hi on ur wedding night oooh wink ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,if I get an invite, I'll come 2 ur weddin wink ,,,,I love weddings grin


powderPink:

i take it this topic is on weed, well i smoke or sometimes bake the odd hash cake or in a cup of tea. I don't live and breathe it. Just enjoy the relaxion it gives me. yes its natural everything in moderation always is the key

Dats d spirit mon cheri,,,,,,,,,,,,,btw, u got cute lips wink

PS:,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,no long tin,,,,,,,,,,,off 2 chokodom cool cool cool
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by princesa(f): 1:37pm On Aug 05, 2008
officially i invite you cool wink



and for the records i dont smoke angry
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by clemcykul(f): 1:48pm On Aug 05, 2008
good for ur health
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by princesa(f): 1:55pm On Aug 05, 2008
dint know you cared about me embarassed
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by Okanran(m): 2:13pm On Aug 05, 2008
princesa:

officially i invite you cool wink

Officially, I accept ur invite. wink




PS: Tis' gettin all nice n cosy in 'ere,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,weeders co-existing happily wiff non-weeders,,,,,,,,,,,d world is certainly commin 2 an end,,,,,,,,,,werrin consain me, still unto choko jhor embarassed embarassed embarassed tongue
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by princesa(f): 2:18pm On Aug 05, 2008
the weed has done you some good today wink
Re: God Made Weed (4 Weeders Only) by clemcykul(f): 2:22pm On Aug 05, 2008
now u know i do

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