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Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Lordave: 11:14pm On Aug 11, 2013
I guess this man wants to make headline, cuz he wouldn't say that he expected less than this.
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by 80million1: 11:14pm On Aug 11, 2013
Will these guys ever learn?
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by phiszo(m): 11:18pm On Aug 11, 2013
lipsrsealed whites just dey mumu demselves.
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Nobody: 11:18pm On Aug 11, 2013
Why the shark no bite the whole lips commot sef.

Oyinbo and their madness. If you see how they will be dressing up dog and monkey and be kissing them with their lips. Tufiakwa.

I nor fit kiss oyibo never.

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Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by 80million1: 11:20pm On Aug 11, 2013
nickz: grin

Sory i cant read ur lips, they are TOO BIG!
Can you please spell them for me?
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by riskit33: 11:20pm On Aug 11, 2013
Dude was lucky, he got only 285 cuts out of the 500 razor teeth of the shark.
Also nice shark spat him out on realising he wasn't a fish. Talk about instincts!
Lesson from the bite: Do not kiss a shark only give it a peck on the cheek, only humans kiss.
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by kneatswan: 11:24pm On Aug 11, 2013
Nairaland use to b d most informative site,but now i dont understand is like dey are tired.
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Nobody: 11:25pm On Aug 11, 2013
Next attempt is to kiss a lion. Lol. grin
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Nobody: 11:26pm On Aug 11, 2013
what a kiss. grin
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Rejoice5000(f): 11:30pm On Aug 11, 2013
OYIBO PEOPLE AD KISS I TIRE.U DON GET SWOLLEN LIPS. SERVE U BETTER, TOMORROW GO AD KISS WILD LION.
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Cutepie1(f): 11:31pm On Aug 11, 2013
Ashawo ni guy yen o.
The shark is such a faithful partner by bittin d guy instead of kissin him
#cheatin isnt tolerated even in d sea#
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by campnou: 11:32pm On Aug 11, 2013
careytommy: This must be the dullest shark alive...small wonder it's in captivity!

Some people will soon blame GEJ for this...
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by braine(m): 11:33pm On Aug 11, 2013
You see a shark then you decide to kiss it; how nice.
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by idamokoemmanuel(m): 11:48pm On Aug 11, 2013
Whatever....who cares
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by slap1(m): 11:51pm On Aug 11, 2013
Lucky man. Ask Jonah in the bible, he got more than just a bite.
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Raddie(m): 11:51pm On Aug 11, 2013
firestar: Headline:

Man kisses a man-eater. undecided

Geez
Pls, must u crack ma ribs
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by slap1(m): 11:51pm On Aug 11, 2013
Lucky man. Ask Jonah in the bible, he got more than just a bite. See ya mouth!
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Raddie(m): 11:52pm On Aug 11, 2013
firestar: Headline:

Man kisses a man-eater. undecided

Man-eater KISSES man
Shu all join
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Sanboy25: 11:55pm On Aug 11, 2013
grin grin
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by ajoshuaitse(m): 12:07am On Aug 12, 2013
please anybody with information on interview date, with delta state university teaching hospital should let the house know.thanks
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Nobody: 12:23am On Aug 12, 2013
Excellent.

The Shark was just being a shark but it should have removed his head for good measure.
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by switdil(f): 12:30am On Aug 12, 2013
3 days later he enter water again
D guy never learn, na until d shark go consider human meat n change face for d guy dat tym na Rip we go dey typ for am.

Lyk sey we wey dey run for cockroach sef no sabi wetin we dey do
Too much familarity wit ol dos thing na die
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Nobody: 12:51am On Aug 12, 2013
This oyibo ppl anythin they see they wan kiss. He is lucky he didn't loose his lips. The shark literally told him kiss ma a**.
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Nobody: 1:17am On Aug 12, 2013
lol Kiss of DeATh cheesy cheesy grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin. RIP to the mans mouth. moral Lesson NeVer attempt to kiss a baDass Animal with a corrosive attitude such as a SHARK unprepared!! you just might be mortally and fatally humillated.
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Nobody: 1:40am On Aug 12, 2013
wahala dey sleep, yanga go wake am cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by fabby26(m): 2:13am On Aug 12, 2013
melojames: Whites & their fearless adventures.

That's the reason they keep on discovering new things and innovations. Don't you know some of the invention you're now enjoying took some pple(whites)s' lives, risks,finances and time before they materialised. Oyibo men will never stop daring and risking. It's in them

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Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by nerodenero: 4:20am On Aug 12, 2013
melojames: Whites & their fearless adventures.
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by nerodenero: 4:21am On Aug 12, 2013
melojames: Whites & their fearless adventures.
Must they domesticate all animals?I tire for these oyinbos oooo!
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by Nobody: 4:27am On Aug 12, 2013
fabby26:

That's the reason they keep on discovering new things and innovations. Don't you know some of the invention you're now enjoying took some pple(whites)s' lives, risks,finances and time before they materialised. Oyibo men will never stop daring and risking. It's in them

A lot of those stuff were also innovated by black folks too.

Not all "oyinbo" discoveries were by white folks.

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Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by ochukoccna: 4:31am On Aug 12, 2013
melojames: Whites & their fearless adventures.
fabby26:

That's the reason they keep on discovering new things and innovations. Don't you know some of the invention you're now enjoying took some pple(whites)s' lives, risks,finances and time before they materialised. Oyibo men will never stop daring and risking. It's in them

This has nothing to do with been fearless nor invention
Just darn plain stewpidity on display
The creator wasn't displaying such attributes by placing both creatures in different habitats
Man exhibits his dominion on this planet using his spirit and brain cells
There is a reason why sharks are predators
Don't go finding out in its belly cool
Re: Shark Bites Man As He Tried To Kiss It by xykms101: 4:47am On Aug 12, 2013
Love his courage.

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