TWO good ol’ boys were discussing the summer heat.

“It’s been so hot at my place that I’ve had to give my chickens shaved ice to keep them from laying hard-boiled eggs,” said one.

“That’s nothin’,” said the other. “This morning I saw my cat chasing a mice up the road, and they were both walking.”

lol

Abygal;., u neva sleep, ?

Go sleep ayusman,

she go join me later

Na wa

na real wa.

so u still dey wear tear tear boxers

Who dey wear tear tear boxers?

Maybe hin dey dream

talk tru jare, u no fit afford ordinary boxers

sauce i beg come dash am dat red wan

chineke so na okirika boxer sauce dey wear

na mac donald's okrika shey u knoe they are the best

na ur mouth i hear am from

so deafs hear?

wat an odd world