Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A (All questions carry
equal marks)

1. What are the names of the two
people holding hands when you
switch on a Nokia phone ?

2. If the past tense of Take is
Took, what is the past tense of
Make ?

3. Which university in Nigeria has
the highest number of ladies
using blackberry phones?

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo
on facebook, who sent the friend
request and why ?

5. if the cost of moi-moi is
N11.50, what is the cost of moi ?

6. Who ate the missing part of the
apple logo?

SECTION B
1. Between the Nigeria police
and girls, who likes money more?

2. Using the almighty formula,
calculate the diameter of bar beach. (take pi=3.142)

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is Adaobi ?

4. If your x-boyfriend/ girlfriend win N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire after you broke up, find the value of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to
deliver the same speech on the same occasion?

*faints*
still laughing in his dreams#

Section A number 6, tink job must av done dt probably holding on to an apple while in d middle of deep thought on d design of his inventions

....Dis boys una no go kill person one day wit all dis fony jokes....[color=#000099][/color]

francis etim: ....Dis boys una no go kill person one day wit all dis fony jokes....[color=#000099][/color]

no be small thing

All of na big fool except mikel3oputa.

All of una go get F9...very funny

japhmanuel: All of una go get F9...very funny

abi o...

The person wey chop part of the apple logo na the person wey design the logo. he was hungry that time when he dey do the logo and because food no dey around then he chop small from the apple.

If ada is a girl and obi is a boy. adaobi is girl from head to waist and boy from waist to leg. equation balance.

Irguru i salut u, u too much

Polo Young: Irguru i salut u, u too much

lol

Na wa o!

These are really hard, but make I try small sef...

lrguru: Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A (All questions carry
equal marks)

1. What are the names of the two
people holding hands when you
switch on a Nokia phone ? er..no idea

2. If the past tense of Take is
Took, what is the past tense of
Make ? Mook

3. Which university in Nigeria has
the highest number of ladies
using blackberry phones? er..no idea

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo
on facebook, who sent the friend
request and why ? IBB?

5. if the cost of moi-moi is
N11.50, what is the cost of moi ? N11

6. Who ate the missing part of the
apple logo?

SECTION B
1. Between the Nigeria police
and girls, who likes money more?

2. Using the almighty formula,
calculate the diameter of bar beach. (take pi=3.142) depends on the number of iron bars found at the beach

3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is Adaobi ? a shim (transgendered)

4. If your x-boyfriend/ girlfriend win N50,000,000 on who wants to be a millionaire after you broke up, find the value of X?

5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a typed speech in a national conference, how many days will it take Patience to
deliver the same speech on the same occasion? she'll never do it na!

I think I did well with this examination...

Na wa o!

These are really hard, but make I try small sef...

Rof stil laffin out loud

I think I did well with this examination...

1) nokia No idea
2) mook
3) all universities lolz
4) buhari-2 gt advice 4rm baba oga @ d top OBJ
5) #5.75k
6) d inventors
section b
police
7845632455km/q sqr
amaphrodite/boygirl
d value of x wil be come bak
eternity
abeg make una rate me o i try na abi??