DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AMERICAN AND NIGERIAN
PASTORS.
AMERICAN PASTOR--Hey Demon, What are You
Doing In That Hommie? You Need To Get Outta That
Body. Yo Demon I'm Talking To You Niqqa, Get
Outta Johnson Mehn, Johnson Don't Want You No More, He
Ain't Doing Drugs No More, Ain't Doing
Rape, Ain't Gay, Ain't Shop-Lifting Or Mobbing
Someone Anymore, He's A Changed Man Now
Demon. He Ain't Going Back To That World, You
Understand What Am Saying?? He's Dope In Christ
Now. Come On You Gotta Pack Your Bags And Leave And We
Cool.
NIGERIAN PASTOR--Aaaaaaaahhh!!
Fayayayayaya!!!Every Witches And Wizard From The
Village Holding Meeting In Your Body, Hoolyyy
Ghoosstt Fiirrreee!! By The Count Of 5 Demon, Come
Out Of Akpors. Out 1, Out2, Out 3, Out 4, Ouuutt 5!!
Cooomme Ouut!! Church Where Is Your Spiritual
Ak47? Where Is Your Sword And Armour?? Your
Bomb And Matchet!! Where Is Your Heavenly
Catapult?? Summon The Angelic Shield!! Church
Faayyyaaa!! Fire That Idiot Of A Demon!
(Speaking In Tongues) Jakakaberimamamamamama..lig
radaboshkanda Holy Ghost Bomb Igboooommm!!!!
Kpisshhuuaann!!Blooodd Of Jeeessuuuss!!