It's a 1daful wknd. Let's mak it fun-fill 2 ourslvs. Drop a rib-crackng joke 2 d poster abv.

Ok, i was cooling off wit a bottle of beer in dis joint wen 2men seated behind startd talkng razzmatazzly. D probs startd wen 1 attemptd 2 out-smart d oda in d drink.B4 long,thier noise drew d a10tn of odas & we dscoverd dat they were on drinking competitn.Among d guys who came 2 thier table suddenly showd interest 2 sponsor d competitn.He ordered 18bottles of beer 2 each & placed N25,000 prize 4 whoeva can finish his own.O boy,com see drinkng competitn as we stood 2 watch laughing.1 of dem drank till d 11th bottles plus 5 he had takn already. As he 1ted 2attempt d 12,next he pissed straight into his trouser & startd vomitng seriously & he was rushed out. D oda 1 who didnt even try dat much quietly stood up & left. Even wen he was called 2com bak & try more so he could win d prize, 4 wher,he didnt even voice anybdy as he continued his departur wit well-stretched-out tummy.Chai, we laugh dat day till we almost faint.