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Angels And Virgins by krystophyr(m): 10:41pm On Aug 16, 2013 |
Come play with us Angels sometime, As God’s wonders treat us to an awesome time, Whilst earthlings are ignorantly declaring, Babbling about KNOWING that heaven is boring. Then the Father summoned Gabriel telepathically, “A top-secret mission.” He told him emphatically. Can’t divulge the details on nairaland.com; Neither will any get it on google.com. With Jesus ’ joy in our hearts We rode off in gliding carts, All the while making merry On our way to meet Teri. We had a dialogue her at the synagogue: “Sirs, I only did "it" with a mere dog; Surely you can overlook that.” she was saying. We weren’t waiting to indulge her braying! We RAN across Lori in a shocking marvel. Our eyes shall not see evil. For our Lori most awesome Was deeply in "it" with two at once! We argued with Kari at the temple. Her knowledge of philosophy and logic was ample. “Sirs, hymen intact, who says my giving a “Mouth Action” is wrong?” We answered her from our escaping wagon! “Boy!” Gabriel did exclaim, “Man is sadly lame - Insisting that legal/acceptable and right are the same, When Creator-God already defined right and holy And made His truth available to all freely.” We picked Mary away from the market, Where she was feeding her monkey from her basket, Whilst teaching the teenagers sex education, Though she herself had never been involved in fornication. Top-secret mission accomplished at long last, We settled down to having a blast: Earthquakes, as our rocky missiles sent demons reeling, And we set ablaze their asses with bolts of lightning! Epilogue (THE BIRTH OF JESUS) : And Mary the true virgin became pregnant with an unusual child, uncontaminated with the fallen nature of man. At the fullness of time, she was delivered (yours truly being the Doctor-in-attendance) of a bouncing baby boy Jesus. THANK YOU. Spoiler-alert! The word “Mouth Action” did not exist then. |
Re: Angels And Virgins by HumbledbYGrace(f): 11:29pm On Aug 16, 2013 |
Deep stuff...will be back to explore this. |
Re: Angels And Virgins by krystophyr(m): 7:22pm On Aug 17, 2013 |
HumbledbYGrace: Deep stuff...will be back to explore this. Thanks much, HBGrace. |
Re: Angels And Virgins by krystophyr(m): 10:43am On Oct 01, 2013 |
S T R U C K!!! So hear You know I am already a fool When it comes to you I stalk you like a haunter A haunter ill-prepared To apprehend the victim So that each time I come close to you I am all amped up Adrenaline pouring through my blood As I prepare to hop on you And claim you for myself But at the climax of my anxiety I am reminded that There really is no way to bring it through This lack makes me burn hotter with sickening desire For a moment You look in my direction Just in time to see me on fire Oh darn! I reek of burns I try to run away But the trail of smoke betrays me wickedly You try to reach for me But, again, I think What will be the end to it What happens after you catch up to me Stand and stare me in the face So I run Adrenaline oozing through my sweat A strong pheromone On someone dreading attention And you chase me Why you do I don’t know But I won’t even dare to ask that If and when you should catch up with me I just run Like a foolish lion Who faced a horned antelope To discover late That he hadn’t grown any tooth or claw! |
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