After a long period of a keen observation, I have come to realise that there are some things Nigerians do that are really funny and laughable. They are as follows;
1)Uploading pictures of attractive food as if they don't eat the other ones; nowadays eh, one of the latest trend on bbm and facebook is the use of well prepared rice or other attractive food as dp. But I have never seen anyone use garri or fufu and its likes as dp.
2)Boo boo boo matter; I wonder who invented the word boo that people now refer to their girlfriends/boyfriends as boo. My boo this, my boo that! Na wa o!
3)I love my boo!; it is very common to see people update this. We all know you love your boo. Must you tell us? If you don't love your boo why are you dating him? This is very common among girls. I tire sef!
4) Many people are People of God online; Girls always fall victims of these "cyber crimes" even the weirdest of all girls go de form pastor in her updates.
5) Uploading pictures taken inside a car; Nigerians too like motor! That is why most pictures are snapped either at the car owners side or at a position the car will be seen. Na wetin sef?
Infact eh, they are numerous! These are the few I observed. I know you have observed many others. Tell us!

Anything wey naija babe dey do she dey update am fr her stats.........eg
Eatin tinx
Cookin tinx
Chores tinx
Church tinx
Bafin tinx
Exam tinx

Na so 1 babe wey won cross badagry express road,update "crossing tinx",b4 we go know "dying tinx" na she update last last! Motor don jam her

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Adufaye: Anything wey naija babe dey do she dey update am fr her stats.........eg
Eatin tinx
Cookin tinx
Chores tinx
Church tinx
Bafin tinx
Exam tinx

Na so 1 babe wey won cross badagry express road,update "crossing tinx",b4 we go know "dying tinx" na she update last last! Motor don jam her

lol! Exactly! Naija no go kill me wit laughter

6) My mind issue; it is common to see updates like this; eating on ma mind, watching film on ma mind. I won't be surprised 2 see dying on ma mind. Lol

HenryQuest: 6) My mind issue; it is common to see updates like this; eating on ma mind, watching film on ma mind. I won't be surprised 2 see dying on ma mind. Lol

lol no mind dem...........!

5 anoyin tins dey do xpecially 9ja gals.
1.Dey always form sexy imagin wen u view dere pic dey wil be looking at u smilling wat for?tufia
2.wen dey upload new pic dey names goes...sexybabe,just me,official babe,most sexy idiot men go dey coment dey get hope
3.dey wil update...am very lonly nid sum1 beside me.mumu guys rush go comment if dey view ur pic u dint look handsome dey wil turn &say i actually nid god by me.
4.if u snap 3 pics wit car dey wil fall inlove wit u sharp sharp.
5.if pple re commentin nice abt dere pic u com post sumtin like dis:-is dis pic sexy?can u guys seee?everybody go com here dey package...she wil lash as u even d way she wil b talkin go show u say packages too bad.our naija girls lack home trainin