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Newspaper Ad by bastrin(f): 8:52pm On Jun 09, 2008
A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this,
'Looking for man with these qualifications; won't beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.'
She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she met said, "Hi, I'm Bob. I have no arms so I won't beat you up and no legs so I won't run away."
So the lady says, "What makes you think you are great in bed?"
Bob replies, "I rang the door bell didn't I?"
Re: Newspaper Ad by krama(m): 7:17am On Jun 10, 2008
well. . .
Re: Newspaper Ad by Jeovy(m): 9:15am On Jun 10, 2008
Aha Bastrin you again with this thing
Re: Newspaper Ad by bastrin(f): 4:09pm On Jun 10, 2008
Jeovy:

Aha Bastrin you again with this thing

My Oga how we go do a good laugh de help ones in a while
Re: Newspaper Ad by clemcykul(f): 4:39pm On Jun 10, 2008
donates lafter to the lafless*

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