Before this piece was written, questions were asked, opinions formed and conclusions drawn. And to the men reading this, it isn’t an attack on you or your way of life, biko! It’s just that, you know, a sister’s gotta help, so kindly take it in the spirit of fun. Leggo!!!

I saw somewhere that side chick means “a gal that has decided that just about anything is better than nothing”, although in this case, it’s all about the ignorant ones. Here, good people, we have the gals with absolutely no idea of who/what they actually represent to their boyfriends. But not to worry, because yours truly is here to point out those little and very significant things that’d jolt your memory about that dude.

NEVER CALLS YOU BY YOUR NAME. This dude is always using endearments like “sweetheart” “honeypie” e.t.c. for you, he’s never really called you by your given name. They say that in the “guy world”, it only means that he’s got so many gals that he can’t keep up and the best way for him to avoid controversies is to use endearments. This way, the nigga doesn’t mix names up.

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