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| For People Over 40: by Ninjabyte(m): 10:31am On Jun 11, 2008 |
If you are 40 or above (Like Me), this might make sense. . . A computer was something on TV from a science-fiction show of note A WIndow was something you hated to clean and Ram was the cousin of a goat Meg was the name of an actress And gig was a job for the nights And that really mega bytes An application was for employment A program was a TV Show A cursor used profanity A keyboard was a piano Memory was something that you lost with age A CD was a bank account And if you had a 3 inch floppy, you hoped nobody found out Compress was something you did to tha garbage Not something you did to a file And if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for a while Log on was adding wood to the fire Hard drive was a long trip on the road A mouse pad was where a mouse lived And a backup happened to your commode Cut you did witha pocket knife Paste you did with glue A web was a spider's home And a virus was the flu I guess i'll stick to my pad and paper And the memory in my head I hear nobody's been killed in a computer crash But when it happens they wish they were dead |
| Re: For People Over 40: by Jeovy(m): 10:41am On Jun 11, 2008 |
Oga,u're really old.Nice one |
| Re: For People Over 40: by Ninjabyte(m): 10:59am On Jun 11, 2008 |
Old? Na u talk am ooo. My wife no talk so since i fit command Sgt. Isaac Randy to attention. If u get my drift. |
| Re: For People Over 40: by bibs(f): 2:27pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
Old man old thinking! |
| Re: For People Over 40: by Ninjabyte(m): 6:21pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
Small gal, no thinking |
| Re: For People Over 40: by Jeovy(m): 7:42pm On Jun 11, 2008 |
Now that is funny |
| Re: For People Over 40: by krama(m): 5:07am On Jun 12, 2008 |
Nice compilation |
| Re: For People Over 40: by clemcykul(f): 8:26am On Jun 12, 2008 |
lol |
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