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A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by EfemenaXY: 12:22am On Jul 20, 2010 |
Guy & Girls check this out: When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion: Routine, (1) The woman buys the food. (2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert. (3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking u tensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand. Here comes the important part: (4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL. More routine, (5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery. (6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation. Important again: (7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN. More routine, (8 ) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table. (9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. And most important of all: (10) Everyone PRAISES and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts. (11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' then wonders why he is sleeping in the spare room 1 Like |
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by EfemenaXY: 7:58pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Guys, correct me if I'm wrong o! |
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by dani1luv: 8:03pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Now, you have you thread back. . . |
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by EfemenaXY: 8:05pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
I know Thanks a lot Dani!! |
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by dani1luv: 8:05pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: |
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by EfemenaXY: 8:12pm On Jul 21, 2010 |
Glad u like it Dani |
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by blacksta(m): 12:36pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
When God created a woman - he said to Adam " It is not good for a man to be alone i shall create a helper" |
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by EfemenaXY: 1:48pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
no be better help the man dey provide us with using this example sha |
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by Dyt(f): 1:58pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
i think im readin 4rm anoda angle again |
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by blacksta(m): 2:13pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Efemena_xy: You are getting the whole thing twisted it was Man that God imposed a woman on and not the other way round. |
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by EfemenaXY: 2:35pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Lol. . . Not according to Eve's version of the story All guys originate from her |
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by blacksta(m): 2:40pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
U be joker - ti ts ko ey in ni |
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by EfemenaXY: 2:46pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
I be joker yes - dat's why I'm in the jokes section blacksta: Abeg quit the Yoruba yarns - Efe no dey speak Yoruba |
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by blacksta(m): 3:11pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
Sorry ma - Nice name - I don date one lady called Efe before |
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by EfemenaXY: 6:23pm On Jul 22, 2010 |
^^really? Efe na cool name sha! I hope she fine like our sister Eve?? |
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