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A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by EfemenaXY: 12:22am On Jul 20, 2010
Guy & Girls check this out:

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine,

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking u tensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine,

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine,

(8 ) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

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(10) Everyone PRAISES and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' then wonders why he is sleeping in the spare room

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Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by EfemenaXY: 7:58pm On Jul 21, 2010
Guys, correct me if I'm wrong o! cheesy cheesy
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by dani1luv: 8:03pm On Jul 21, 2010
Now, you have you thread back. . . wink
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by EfemenaXY: 8:05pm On Jul 21, 2010
I know smiley

Thanks a lot Dani!! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by dani1luv: 8:05pm On Jul 21, 2010
Efemena_xy:

Guy & Girls check this out:

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:

Routine,

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking u tensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill - beer in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine,

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he deals with the situation.


Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine,

(8 ) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:

angry angry
(10) Everyone PRAISES and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed 'her night off.' then wonders why he is sleeping in the spare room


grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by EfemenaXY: 8:12pm On Jul 21, 2010
Glad u like it Dani cheesy cheesy
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by blacksta(m): 12:36pm On Jul 22, 2010
When God created a woman - he said to Adam " It is not good for a man to be alone i shall create a helper"
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by EfemenaXY: 1:48pm On Jul 22, 2010
no be better help the man dey provide us with using this example sha cool
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by Dyt(f): 1:58pm On Jul 22, 2010
i think im readin 4rm anoda angle again
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by blacksta(m): 2:13pm On Jul 22, 2010
Efemena_xy:

no be better help the man dey provide us with using this example sha cool

You are getting the whole thing twisted it was Man that God imposed a woman on and not the other way round.
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by EfemenaXY: 2:35pm On Jul 22, 2010
Lol. . . Not according to Eve's version of the story

All guys originate from her 3rd and previously discarded t.it tongue tongue
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by blacksta(m): 2:40pm On Jul 22, 2010
U be joker - ti ts ko ey in ni
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by EfemenaXY: 2:46pm On Jul 22, 2010
I be joker yes - dat's why I'm in the jokes section cool

blacksta:

ti ts ko ey in ni

Abeg quit the Yoruba yarns - Efe no dey speak Yoruba sad
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by blacksta(m): 3:11pm On Jul 22, 2010
Sorry ma -

Nice name - I don date one lady called Efe before
Re: A Guide To The Average Barbeque (bbq) by EfemenaXY: 6:23pm On Jul 22, 2010
^^really?

Efe na cool name sha! wink

I hope she fine like our sister Eve?? tongue

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