See problem oh
At a table in a candle-lit
restaurant, a man and woman
were having dinner, and the
following conversation ensued:
Man: Baby, I love you, would you
please marryme?
Woman: (stands up and lands a
stinging slap on his face) I have
waited more than 9yrs, I have
prayed, fasted, sowed seeds,
bought books and listened to
tapes, even wentout of my
way to be nice to every male
specie of marriageable age! I
took up new hobbies, watching
football and play station. I went
to Daystar, from Daystar, I went to
House on the Rock, from
House on the rock I went to
Guiding Light Assembly, Phronesis
Christian Centre int'l, MFM, Christ
Embassy, Redeemed, from there I
went to This Present Winners
looking everywhere for you. l
went from a size 14 to a size
10, so that when you see me
you’d love what you see.
I left Lagos, went to Abuja, from
Abuja I went to Port- Harcourt,
then I went allthe way to Kano
I joined hi-five, from hi-five to
Facebook, then I went to
twitter, I even had a blog on
which I ranted, hoping you would
show up! For where? I uploaded
only my best pictures on
Facebook, in fact I took photo
sessions to look my best, all for
you o! I attended all the
weddings, whether the invitation
was direct or indirect! The next
place I was hoping to
check was the moon, before you
crawled out, crawled out from
the house directly next to mine!
So it was you all this while? The
neighbour I said hello to every
morning? Were you trying to
destroy my faith?
You almost rendered my prayer
life useless?
What were you waiting for?
What sign where you looking for?
Do you wantto kill me
before you reveal yourself?!!!
Now be a gentleman, get down
on your knees and put that ring
on my finger!!
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The Guy replied, "April Fool."
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Chisos!