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My Nigeria Season 1 by Elijah348(m): 12:09am On Aug 28, 2013
I have PRAYED for NIGERIA, FASTED for
NIGERIA, WEPT for NIGERIA, currently I'm just
WATCHING NIGERIA as a film. Now in Lagos
people are been deported!
Rivers State is Boiling, ASUU is Striking,
Governors fuming, Nigerians Toiling, Boko Haram bombing, PHCN holding, All Network blowing, Evil
booming, Poverty roaming and the masses
moaning. Our senators wants my 13year old
niece to get
married as soon as possible, Militants earn
N75,000 per month, yet Graduates earn N19,800 'gladly', PHD holders driving Dangote's Trucks &
perishing on our deplorable highways. I can
barely travel to the NORTH because i'm
CHRISTIAN. Yet the WEST (LAG to be Precise)
will deport me anytime they feel like. My leaders
have looted the future of generations unborn & have money they cannot
spend in several lifetimes. I have no security in
my country but send troops
to keep peace in another man’s land. I have
hundreds of dams, but no water. So I drink ‘pure’
water that rolls my innards. Now, i am tired.. watching NIGERIA season 1...
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