After two weeks in US, Akpos came back to
Naija with the American slang/accent. He flew
in late and while on his way home was stopped
by men of the Nigeria Police Force.
"Hey, where u dey go?"
"Wat de f*ck do u mean, Yo talking tu
me?"replied Akpors
This ignited anger in these men who
understands nothing but the Naija street
language (Pidgin). He was taking to the police
station and put in a cell. There in the cell.
Akpors kept on ranting and shouting,"Yo bunch
of shits, I gat the damn right to make a phone
call in this cell. Get me a f*cking fone!!"This
went on until a BOZZ (Oga) in the cell told one
of his boys in his husky and thunderous
voice,"Scorpion, abeg give this guy a phone
call"Scorpion headed straight to Akpors corner
and landed him a THUNDEROUS
SLAP"GBOOOOAAAAAAA". The sound was
nothing far from the sound of a Thunder
strike."E done dey ring, abi make I redial?"
Akpors accent changed,"Bros abeg, e don
connect"
ONE WORD FOR AKPOS? [color=#990000][/color]

Man u goy me there i just can't stop laughing....kudos to u....u think with ur head nd not ur penis