I'm curious. Wonder, you may, why I have to create this topic in politics section. Well, there's a simple explanation to that. I actually went to nairaland ads but was told that I have insurfficient permission (I actually don't knw what that means technically). So mateys, I really want to know how stories (etc) make front page. Is it that they must have 'links', or they must be from old and trusted members on nairaland, or they must be enticing, or people actually 'pay' for their news to make front page (because I have seen some really foolish and unimportant news make front page e.g picture of Jim Iyke on boxers, pictures of Tonto dike singing etc), or there's a particular section for front page makers (because some peeps seem to know which news will make front page), or whatever. Am just curious, there are some celebrities whose news seem to dominate the front page. Am curious as am interested to see my storey make front page one day (or even to be the 1st to comment on a front page news). I have been ignored on this site for centuries and as an attention seeker, I really wish to know so that I can 'play by the rules' to make front page. People even seldom comment on my posts. Ayam so insignificant here on nairaland that its almost driving me crazy. Lol (just saying though)......one more thing, I need comments on this post. Pls dnt just pass by. If you dnt have anything to say, just put in a smiley......

BuHahahahahahaha.
I de come make i put sumtin 4 fire, spaced booked

Well said my brova. These are all signs of the end time

Don't have an answer to your question, but I can exclusively tell you that this won't make FP

First to comment
No worry , God's time is the best
I have already submitted ur name to the beloveth Mukina.
Your next interesting topic will make the Frontpage .
Just keep trying

Hope this make u happy

shake my ass

@spongeback.....that was harsh

Peter Rufai I just told you the truth

PasD: @spongeback.....that was harsh

PasD: @spongeback.....that was harsh

C'mon , are you here looking for niceties ?
You got it wrong

@ op, one thing that is common with all topics that made it to the front page are the number of viewers and contributors to that particular story/thread. So if you create a thread with whatever story on it and a lot of forum members are viewing at the same time and contributing as well, then be sure that your thread will hit the front page. As per the advert placement, you will have to sort that out with the *oga at the top*, Seun, first. He will tell you the rates.

This OP is v funny sha.