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America Vs Nigeria by SlyIg(f): 7:50pm On Aug 28, 2013
Americans can't be better than us
because everything they have we
have.

They have
T pain

We have Timaya.

They have christ brown

We have banky W

They have
TI

We have MI.

They have tupac

We have
tuface.

They have las vegas

We have las
gidi.

They have lil Wayne

We have terry
G.

They have mr beans

We have mr IBU and akpors

They have Nicki Minaj,
we have Tonto Dike.

They fear al-qaeda

We fear boko
haram.

They have gay marriage

We have under age marriage.

They
have dread

We have dada.

They have
tatoo

We have tribal marks, stretch
marks and eczema.

They have champagne

We have correct
naija alomo and ogogoro.

They have aircraft

We have
witchcraft

They have professional
medical doctors

We have qualified
native doctors.

They have peanut
butter

We have aje butter

They have cocain

We have snuff...

Add yours...

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Re: America Vs Nigeria by Spacko(m): 8:08pm On Aug 28, 2013
U guys are too much
Re: America Vs Nigeria by Maidoki14(m): 8:18pm On Aug 28, 2013
Dey hv obama,we have uncle joe

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Re: America Vs Nigeria by Maidoki14(m): 8:19pm On Aug 28, 2013
Dey hv bill gate,we have dangote

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Re: America Vs Nigeria by mascot87(m): 8:28pm On Aug 28, 2013
They are brave
We are cowards
Re: America Vs Nigeria by SlyIg(f): 4:27am On Aug 29, 2013
They have Paparazi and we have naija bloggers!
Re: America Vs Nigeria by englishmart(m): 5:27am On Aug 29, 2013
They have cocaine dealers we have okpa dealers
Re: America Vs Nigeria by chingydaboss(m): 11:34am On Aug 29, 2013
Dey hv jack Bauer, we hv gentle jack

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Re: America Vs Nigeria by Bryancrox(m): 9:24pm On Aug 30, 2013
Dey have RICK ROSS we have BRYANCROX
Re: America Vs Nigeria by israel007: 10:35pm On Aug 31, 2013
They have facebook

We have Nairaland

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Re: America Vs Nigeria by floxyluv283: 9:39am On Sep 01, 2013
they hv long hair, we hv wigs

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