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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Tomahawk3310(m): 11:01am On Jul 05, 2018
What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend
He wiped his ass.

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Navigator254: 11:18pm On Jul 07, 2018
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by bmanbee(m): 10:36am On Jul 11, 2018
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Janibos221: 11:53am On Jul 15, 2018
“Q: How are Mexicans and clowns the same?
A: You can fit tons of them in one car.”
“You know you’re Mexican when you get mad at people who say Spanish words wrong.”
“A cowboy walks into a bar, sits down, and asks for a shot. Across the bar, a Mexican man is sitting and glaring at the cowboy. The cowboy takes the shot and slams the shot glass down on the counter, yelling, “TGIF!” The Mexican orders a shot, takes it, and slams his glass down, yelling, “SPIT!” The cowboy looks over at him and notices the Mexican guy is still staring at him. The cowboy once again orders a shot, slams it down, and yells again “TGIF!” Once again, the Mexican orders a shot slams it down after consuming it, and yells out, “SPIT!” This goes on for a while, and the bartender stands puzzled and annoyed. Finally, the bartender asks the cowboy, “Just checking, but do you know what TGIF means?” and the cowboy replies, “Hell ya I know what it means, ‘Thank God It’s Friday!'” The bartender asks the Mexican guy, “Okay, so what does ‘SPIT’ mean?” and the Mexican replies, “Stupid Pendejo It’s Thursday!” “
These jokes are the property of Mexican Jokes and Memes

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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by Revolva(m): 9:09am On Jul 22, 2018
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Re: Nigeria Jokes Update With Ofego by ExpertChikitsa: 2:19pm On Jul 30, 2018
njuwo:
Three business associates, an Igbo man, a
Yoruba man and a Chinese man, went to eat
lunch together at a restaurant in Surulere.
While in the middle of their meal, a fly came in
through the window. It flew across the table
to where the Igbo man was but he just
waved his hands to chase it away.
The fly then went to where the Yoruba man
was, he also chased it away.
Finally, the fly then went to where the Chinese
man was and was flying close to his ears. The
Chinese man looked at the fly for sometime
and then grabbed it, put it in his mouth and
swallowed it.
The other men saw this but just kept on
eating.
About Five minutes later, another fly came in
and flew to the Yoruba man who just chased
it away again.
It then flew on to the Igbo man but this time
he did not chase the fly, he looked at it for
sometime and then grabbed it. He then
turned to the Chinese man and asked "how
much you go buy am?"

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