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Two Women In Heaven by Mamajama(m): 6:29pm On Jun 12, 2008
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda

2nd woman: Hi! My name is Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began
to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about
you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. Instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching tv.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer, we'd both Still
be alive.
Re: Two Women In Heaven by kene20(m): 8:08pm On Jun 12, 2008
I guess wanda was having an affair with sylvia's husband,
Re: Two Women In Heaven by popsonj(m): 11:18pm On Jun 12, 2008
lol lol lol lol!!!!
Re: Two Women In Heaven by cescky(m): 12:03am On Jun 13, 2008
grin hehe
Re: Two Women In Heaven by alukstea(m): 2:01am On Jun 13, 2008
grin wink grin This Joke is so Cute wow i liked it so Much
Mamajama:

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda

2nd woman: Hi! My name is Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I froze to death.

2nd woman: How horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began
to get warm and sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about
you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband
was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. Instead, I
found him all by himself in the den watching tv.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I
started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and
searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet
and checked under the beds. I kept this up until I had looked
everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over
with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer, we'd both Still
be alive.



guy your Joke was Immense really so funny Sylvia must have died first but the Husband was Cruel he didnt even check to help wanda off lol guy Thumbs up
Re: Two Women In Heaven by segunpc(m): 8:56am On Jun 13, 2008
@ poster

u try.
Re: Two Women In Heaven by clemcykul(f): 9:09am On Jun 13, 2008
hmmmmmm grin
Re: Two Women In Heaven by nj11(f): 9:13am On Jun 13, 2008
Not too bad.
Re: Two Women In Heaven by olulu(m): 9:35am On Jun 13, 2008
oldie joke

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