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Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Idowuogbo(f): 10:57pm On Apr 09, 2015 |
Lmao! Meanie! Stop mocking the Lover man |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by tunapa2009(m): 8:40pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Idowuogbo:sweerie!!! Thanku!!!! Se daadaa ni? I just dey on a low key here in IB!!!! |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Idowuogbo(f): 8:44pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
tunapa2009:Aww...u don finish service? |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by tunapa2009(m): 8:46pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Idowuogbo:yes na.. Since february!!!! |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Idowuogbo(f): 8:58pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
tunapa2009:Haa...Bigz boi! |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by tunapa2009(m): 10:27pm On Apr 10, 2015 |
Idowuogbo:big boi indeed.. Se na big boy BUHARI use win election? 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by damiso(f): 12:11pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
Happy weekend everyone Kaboninc ntoor |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by kaboninc(m): 12:21pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by phintohlar(f): 10:28pm On Apr 11, 2015 |
greatgod2012:means oluwatobi.. Am I right or wrong?? |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by Ewuro4: 5:51pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
Daughter: Mommy Mom: Yes baby Daughter: guess what I told daddy today? Mom: what baby Daughter: Ladies First , Men last Mom: Yeseree baby 1 Like |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by quiet006storm: 10:18pm On Apr 12, 2015 |
does your family have a fine man? who is he and what are his flaws? find out http://bolanlesnuptialtales..com/2015/04/no-be-fine-boy-o.html?spref=tw |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by cococandy(f): 2:00am On Apr 14, 2015 |
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Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by CHEAPDATASOLTN(m): 6:42am On Apr 14, 2015 |
“ When God Created Mothers" When the Good Lord was creating mothers, He was into His sixth day of "overtime" when the angel appeared and said. "You're doing a lot of fiddling around on this one." And God said, "Have you read the specs on this order?" She has to be completely washable, but not plastic. Have 180 moveable parts...all replaceable. Run on black coffee and leftovers. Have a lap that disappears when she stands up. A kiss that can cure anything from a broken leg to a disappointed love affair. And six pairs of hands." The angel shook her head slowly and said. "Six pairs of hands.... no way." It's not the hands that are causing me problems," God remarked, "it's the three pairs of eyes that mothers have to have." That's on the standard model?" asked the angel. God nodded. One pair that sees through closed doors when she asks, 'What are you kids doing in there?' when she already knows. Another here in the back of her head that sees what she shouldn't but what she has to know, and of course the ones here in front that can look at a child when he goofs up and say. 'I understand and I love you' without so much as uttering a word." God," said the angel touching his sleeve gently, "Get some rest tomorrow...." I can't," said God, "I'm so close to creating something so close to myself. Already I have one who heals herself when she is sick...can feed a family of six on one pound of hamburger...and can get a nine year old to stand under a shower." The angel circled the model of a mother very slowly. "It's too soft," she sighed. But tough!" said God excitedly. "You can imagine what this mother can do or endure." Can it think?" Not only can it think, but it can reason and compromise," said the Creator. Finally, the angel bent over and ran her finger across the cheek. There's a leak," she pronounced. "I told You that You were trying to put too much into this model." It's not a leak," said the Lord, "It's a tear." What's it for?" It's for joy, sadness, disappointment, pain, loneliness, and pride." You are a genius, " said the angel. Somberly, God said, "I didn't put it there." -Erma Bombeck Good morning 1 Like |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by tunapa2009(m): 11:33am On Apr 16, 2015 |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by edwife(f): 6:18pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
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Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by edwife(f): 6:19pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
kaboninc ! |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by kaboninc(m): 6:22pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
edwife: Yesssssss.... I heard my 'moniker' not 'name'! I have a beautiful name..... More beautiful than pickabeau1 ****** I just like that guy pickabeau1.... He's cool like this |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by edwife(f): 6:25pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
kaboninc: hehe please o pickabeau is a man shey you know? It is no longer sambarry but pickabeau? |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by kaboninc(m): 6:27pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
edwife: Does it matter? Am expressing my view nau. I like him. Homo or no homo! He's my oga at the top. Just that he...you know...act otherwise sometimes. Forget sambarry joor.... she deceived me.... |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by edwife(f): 6:32pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
kaboninc: Ok o [img]http://media./media/g6eUxOCordrfG/giphy.gif[/img] 1 Like |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by kaboninc(m): 6:38pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
edwife: That's like her. Prefers pictures to texts. Hope you had or you're have a swell day today. Walking home. |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by edwife(f): 6:45pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
kaboninc: I had thanks.. Have a great walk |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by RoyalRoy(m): 6:54pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
edwife: Lollz 1 Like
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Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by edwife(f): 7:18pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
RoyalRoy: Lol |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by damiso(f): 8:11pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
Edwife are you watching your boyfriend poor Ed |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by edwife(f): 8:12pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
damiso: Lol,yes |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by damiso(f): 8:16pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
edwife: Let's hear their fairytales and promises. Naijababe edwife David Cameron almost got me with the 30 hrs free childcare thing |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by edwife(f): 8:22pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
damiso: Don't mind him,don't fall into his trap Nicola Sturgeon doing it for me this night.But Ed still my boo |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by edwife(f): 8:32pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
Nigel Farage waste no time in bringing immigration issue regarding housing ,he did not even answer like the others. Talk about solution and stop looking at the whys... there is a "total lack of comprehension on the panel" and in the audience Nigel Farage 2015 |
Re: The Family Section Fun Room!! by damiso(f): 8:40pm On Apr 16, 2015 |
edwife: All of them just dey promise promise. Nicola Sturgeon is doing well but I don't trust the SNP. Scottish independence is still their dream. She certainly has more charisma than Your boo sha. I think I am just voting for my MP jare.He is a lib den. |
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