2—If you have written Waec for 8 years
without passing it, you are continually
having only one credit in Yoruba, Igbo
Or Hausa language.
3—If you get a native doctor’s daughter
pregnant and refused to marry her.
“hmmm na only God go save you”.
4—As a guy, you dial your number from
your girlfriends phone and discovered it
was saved with the name “customer
service” or “mugu the spender”.
5—If your name is michael, you dialed
your number from your girlfriend’s
phone and discovered it was saved with
“Michael free food”. Am sorry, your
girlfriend dey use you as spendthrift.
6—As a girl, you dialed your number
from your guy’s phone and, you discover
he saved your number with name
“mouth odour” or “body odour”. I pity
you, dem dey follow you.
7--- Evil forces are following you from
your village, if you slap a military man
or a native
doctor. I pity you, na only GOD fit save
you from the disaster wey dey await you.
8—If you have been an Arsenal fc fan for
5 years and yet no trophy for them till
now. I pity you, you will wait for them
till infinity.
9—Evil forces are following you if you
have worked in a company for 20 years
without a promotion.
10—If you are downloading a file of 2mb
on 3g network, when it got to 99% it
failed. This one is really bad, dem dey
really dey follow you from your village.
11—If after spending a semester in
school, at the end of the semester you
had carry-overs in all the courses you
offered, they are following you.
12—If you have spent 8 or 9 years in the
university without graduation for a
course that supposed to be 4 or 5 years,
evil forces are following you.

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