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The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by jaguda(m): 11:02am On Jun 01, 2006 |
A little boy about 12 years old walked down the street dragging a Flattened frog on a string behind him. He came up to the doorstep of a House of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have sex with one of the women inside. I have the money to buy it, and I'm not leaving until I get it". The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of the Girls have any venereal diseases?" Of course the Madam said no. He said, "I heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making love with Amber, THAT'S the girl I want". Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay for it, the Cynical Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed down the hall dragging the squashed amphibian behind him. Ten minutes later he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with a baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have sex with me because she just happens to be very fond of cute little boys. She will then get the Dose that I just caught. When Mum and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll give her one in the car and he'll catch the dose. Then when Dad gets home Mum will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mum and catch the clap, and HE'S the b***ard I want to get , coz he ran over my FROG!" |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by beyunce(f): 11:11am On Jun 01, 2006 |
hahahahahhaha. very funny. |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by oxsam88(m): 11:20am On Jun 01, 2006 |
NA WA O, BECAUSE OF ONE PERSON, 3 PEOPLE GO SUFFER. WELL ALL OF THEM ARE ALL CHEATS |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by micklplus(m): 11:41am On Jun 01, 2006 |
All that wahala for just one? That boy don kolo ! nice one cheers |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by spikelord(m): 12:30am On Jun 03, 2006 |
The boy might be Little Johnny you know |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by senisho(m): 3:12pm On Jun 03, 2006 |
Hilarious |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by donjon: 3:12pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
Magnificent |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by Lolabbey: 3:16pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
whre person wey guity dey suffer,d innocent sef go folow sufer |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by romsky: 3:17pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
owe lo pa awww poor froggie & lytle jaguda |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by sholabanke(m): 3:19pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
@poster 2 finger in the air |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by Lolabbey: 3:20pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
u wan shoot |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by romsky: 3:21pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
fanx all omo iya banke u be gunner? i prefer d 2 fingas in d hair |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by sholabanke(m): 3:23pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
gunner for where i be red devil for life |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by elowa: 3:24pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
u re welcome, shooters for life |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by romsky: 3:27pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
oh shola i don 4get say na una liverpool wan dash liver [size=30pt] gunners 4 lyf[/size] |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by Lolabbey: 3:28pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
get well soon |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by sholabanke(m): 3:29pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
i know everybody dey show him logo now |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by romsky: 3:31pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
u self fly ur color |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by Lolabbey: 3:32pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
he is colourles |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by sholabanke(m): 3:35pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
United for life |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by romsky: 3:37pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
y u dey murmur abi ur team dey shame u |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by Lolabbey: 3:39pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
dey ar getin dere |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by sholabanke(m): 3:39pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
yes now |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by jaguda(m): 3:49pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
sholabanke: Thank u. it only tells us dat our kids are not dat ignorant anymore. i wouldn't want to be dat kid's fada. |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by romsky: 4:11pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
Jesus christ jaguda is still in existence come u requested for notification of reply since 2006 eiyah i am so proud of ur faithfullness, loyalty & boldness |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by sholabanke(m): 4:13pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
thats good copy that from him |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by romsky: 4:15pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
i no fit at all |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by sholabanke(m): 4:16pm On Apr 08, 2009 |
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy? |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by jaguda(m): 10:54am On Apr 14, 2009 |
romade:wetin i do u? i still dey around. thank u for resurrecting this joke, tnx. |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by romsky: 11:01am On Apr 14, 2009 |
u doesnt does nuttin to moi |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by sholabanke(m): 11:05am On Apr 14, 2009 |
what? |
Re: The Boy, The Frog And The Milkman! by Lolabbey: 11:09am On Apr 14, 2009 |
water |
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