Ya, I am still single, so what? You want to fight about it? In all honesty I have dated a few wonderful women, and for whatever the reason the relationship just didn't work out. I have lots of nieces and nephews, and a great family, so I decided to take a few off from dating.

I do get a few questions, from time to time, as to why I have made this
choice. I just tell people I choose My
Android Smartphone over dating, and usually no more questions follow.

1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira
I have seen dates where people easily spend 20K. There where no 3D graphics or bonus content on that
date.

2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower
To Press My Android Smartphone
I am all about hygiene and proper
attire but my Android Smartphone
never asks me to wear a colored shirt.

3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Where This Relationship Is Going I don't want to think my Android Smartphone is slutty but it never questions my commitment before I
level up.

4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts My Android Smartphone has never ask for a necklace or a spa day with my Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't
thought about getting my Android
Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too
give it a little personality.

5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Me To Meet Her Friends
It all honesty, I don't get this... it has
friends, but if my Android
Smartphone, the toaster, and my
Symbian want to hang at IHOP and
just talk, I think I would be ok with
that.

In summary, I know that my Android Smartphone can't give me a hug or share memories with me, but I am sure Google is working on that.
courtesy of www.mediachirps.com

End time things

You fit nack your Android ba... When konji comes calling

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Smh

Rubbish thread

useless thread

Rexphobia: You fit nack your Android ba... When konji comes calling

Im no fit nack am..... But im fit use am browse different p*rn sites

Nice poem here!. I know how true this is and the fact that you're being creative, connecting real life with a virtual world. The same reason why masturbation can never feel like real sex, same goes with replacing social life with virtual gaming and computing world. Beloved, Hands can never replace the real body tissue, gadgets will never overtake real human interaction.

Senseless thread.
#I'm-out.

mumu thread and op

I kinda love Dis thread most a times I take my PlayStation and android phone as my love they never demand lol

This Is Serious... People Eh, I wrote This Joke and Posted it on My profile on facebook naim dis guy copy am dy link to Im Blog. Nawa oo

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