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Re: How To Create A New Topic by fkj950ax(m): 5:09pm On Feb 19, 2016
Gosh
Re: How To Create A New Topic by davidphile: 8:42am On Feb 26, 2016
Thanks
Re: How To Create A New Topic by davidphile: 8:47am On Feb 26, 2016
I still have not found the button
Re: How To Create A New Topic by Tjad: 7:10am On Feb 27, 2016
Thanks for this info
Re: How To Create A New Topic by Yagalchychy: 12:05pm On Feb 29, 2016
I'm still having issues concerning creating new topics...somebody please help me out sad
Re: How To Create A New Topic by Yagalchychy: 12:11pm On Feb 29, 2016
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Re: How To Create A New Topic by Yagalchychy: 12:32pm On Feb 29, 2016
Somebody, come to my aid cos I'm still unable to create any thread...help needed!!
Re: How To Create A New Topic by tobymichael(m): 8:24pm On Mar 02, 2016
If you had all the money in the world but still had to have some kind of job, what would you choose to do?
Re: How To Create A New Topic by Abdul852(m): 5:54pm On Mar 05, 2016
god bless
Re: How To Create A New Topic by jamesoliva: 7:25am On Mar 06, 2016
Be honest with yourself and with people, how many posted jobs are real?
Re: How To Create A New Topic by Nobody: 8:43pm On Mar 06, 2016
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Re: How To Create A New Topic by jamesoliva: 6:51pm On Mar 07, 2016
Good evening people, someone needs a freelance writer and journalist?
Re: How To Create A New Topic by deediva: 3:44am On Mar 11, 2016
Thanks
Re: How To Create A New Topic by lindasc2: 6:21pm On Mar 13, 2016
any post...
Re: How To Create A New Topic by kellymau: 8:37am On Mar 21, 2016
Thanks
Re: How To Create A New Topic by teemyte: 8:30am On Mar 22, 2016
Yes oh
Re: How To Create A New Topic by Dr90210: 1:05pm On Mar 26, 2016
Hi
Re: How To Create A New Topic by giftedzealous: 5:57pm On Mar 26, 2016
CALVARY GREETINGS TO YOU ALL.


BEWARE---IT HAS COME TO OUR NOTICE NOW THAT SOME PEOPLE ARE NOW COPYING OUR POST in PAST,PLEASE BE WARNED.

WHAT YOU SHOULD EXPECT FROM ME WHEN YOU GET ADMISSION THROUGH ME.


MY NAME IS DAMILOLA...
I AM A NIGERIAN STUDYING in india.I HAVE HELPED LOTS OF NIGERIANS TO GET ADMISSION in india THIS IS A CHANCE FOR YOU.
WHAT YOU SHOULD EXPECT FROM ME WHEN YOU CONTACT ME.
THOUGH MY FRIENDS ARE CONDEMNING THE WAY I STAND WITH MY CANDIDATES BUT I PROMISED NOT TO DEVIATE BECAUSE I BROUGHT THEM HERE SO THEY MUST BE FINE BEFORE I LEAVE THEM ALONE.

WHAT I DO,
1. CHECK OR VERIFY IF YOUR RESULT IS QUALIFIED FOR ADMISSION AND
SUBSEQUENTLY VISA APPLICATION BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY VISA
APPLICATION.
2. ASSISTANCE WITH ADMISSION PROCESSING
3. GUIDANCE REGARDING VISA APPLICATION AND PROCESSING. I WILL
MOST CERTAINLY ACT AS YOUR REFERENCE in india
4. AIRPORT PICKUP ON ARRIVAL
5. ASSISTANCE WITH SETTLING DOWN(ACCOMMODATION, SIM CARD, ETC)
6. ASSISTANCE WITH GETTING YOUR RESIDENTIAL PERMIT.
FOR THE ABOVE, I CHARGE A FEE WHICH IS FLEXIBLE THOUGH.
CURRENTLY, I AM A STUDENT OF OSMANIA UNIVERSITY HYDERABAD
india,

ADMISSION REQUIREMENT:
PLEASE TAKE NOTE VERY VERY IMPORTANT
ALL YOU NEED TO PROVIDE IS JUST YOUR ORIGINAL WAEC OR NECO
CERTIFICATE WITH ALL THE PAGES OF YOUR INTERNATIONAL PASSPORT
AND ADMISSION FEE.
Tuitions are smiling.
and different courses are available AND YOU PAY YOUR TUITION FEE YOURSELF WHEN YOU ARRIVED in india DIRECTLY TO YOUR SCHOOL.

ADVANTAGES OF STUDYING in india.
(1)GLOBALLY RECOGNIZED CERTIFICATE WILL BE BAGGED in NOT MORE THAN 3YEARS AND 6MONTHS.
(2)india CERTIFICATE IS HIGHLY RATED in THE WORLD DUE TO THEIR SKILLS in EDUCATION.
(3)LOW TUITIONNAND COST OF LIVING.
(4)NO ENTRY EXAM,CONDUCIVE ENVIRONMENT FOR LEARNING.

LIST OF COURSES AVAILABLE.
(1)B.TECH ENGINEERING
(2)NURSING.
(3)PHAMARCY.
(4)COMPUTER SCIEMCE AND SO ON.

WHY STUDYING in india.
(1)FEEDING.
india IS CHEAPER FOR AVERAGE STUDENTS AND YOU CAN SEE 25KG OF RICE FOR 1000RUPEES ROUGHLY #2000.BELIEVE ME THE RICE CAN LAST YOU FOR MORE THAN TWO MONTHS DEPENDS ON YOUR LIFE STYLE.

INTERNET AND TELEVISION
I LIVE in HYDERABAD AND I USE BEAM BROADBAND INTERNET
CONNECTION AND TATASKY CABLE TV
MY INTERNET CONNECTION COSTS 1100 RUPEES PER MONTH WHICH IS
APPROXIMATELY 3000 NAIRA AND IT HAS A 15MBPS SPEED WITH 60GB
FUP AND AFTER THAT, THE CONNECTION DROPS DOWN TO 3MBPS
MY CABLE TV COSTS 500 RUPEES PER MONTH DEPENDING ON THE
PACKAGE BUT MY PACKAGE SHOWS ALL FOOTBALL LEAGUE MATCHES
EVERYTIME AND I GET TO WATCH RECENT MOVIES ALSO...
CINEMA IS FULLY OPERATIONAL HERE

TRANSPORTATION AND MOBILITY ;
AS A STUDENT YOU CAN GET A BUS PASS OF ABOUT 600 RUPEES
APPROXIMATELY 1700 FOR 6MONTHS AND YOU CAN USE THIS PASS T
O
ENTER ANY BUS TO ANYWHERE in india, EVEN OF YOU WANT TO ENTER
THE BUS FROM MORNING TILL NIGHT, NO PROBLEM AND YOU WILL NOT
PAY A DIME...
AND ALSO india IS NORMALLY KNOWN FOR HAVING HIGH POPULATION
OF SCOOTY BIKES WHICH IS VERY AFFORDABLE, I BOUGHT MY BIKE FOR
15000 RUPEES (41000 NAIRA) AND I CAN GET ONE LITRE OF FUEL AND IT
WILL TAKE ME FOR A WEEK DEPENDING ON HOW I USE IT, MY SCOOTY
GIVES ME 40KM/LITRE
IF YOU ARE INTERESTED, CONTACT ME WITH THESE DETAILS.

WHATSAPP/CALL---+91 7097744084.if your network reception is good we will do video call and WhatsApp AND VIDEO CALL ALSO
Re: How To Create A New Topic by OttiChukwudi(m): 2:22am On Mar 27, 2016
Nice one
Re: How To Create A New Topic by AnaegbuAchara: 7:07pm On Mar 29, 2016
Umu nwannes, I need your help!! Who knows that old Igbo song ala dinma. It goes something like "o di ala dinma, ebe ndi ana. Ebe ndi s'obi......" It's on the same tape with that Amara yaaaaa song!!! Please who knows it??
Re: How To Create A New Topic by Omojudy: 9:26am On Mar 31, 2016
ok let me try
Re: How To Create A New Topic by moradsam: 3:39pm On Apr 03, 2016
Okay
Re: How To Create A New Topic by seyo99: 2:43pm On Apr 05, 2016
Thanks
Re: How To Create A New Topic by belieeeve(m): 8:12pm On Apr 05, 2016
TYPES OF STUDENTS FOUND IN SCHOOLS IN NIGERIA


OPTOMETRY: Their girls always looking sharp, cute and neat with their all white, just gorgeously looking but by the time u set your eyes on their guys you will become discouraged; looking like the first mortuary attendants on earth.
MED LAB : Students found in this department both the girls and the boys are believed to be advanced community secondary school students searching for green pastures in the university with their white and blue uniform. Enjoying senior jokes, till I catch one
LAW STUDENTS: Students found in this department are believed to be the ones that seriously did ITK (I too know) in secondary school,always gallivanting round the school premises looking like hungry teachers that have not received their salaries for about 8 years plus.
Marketing: Only the name will give you a little Idea to where I am heading to. They are the chief noise makers found in the university.
Evolution made it known that they are the backsitters in Secondary School transferred to continue their good work in the university.
ACCOUNTANCY: Their guys are more cute than their girls. You will concur with me that some shapes have been discovered by scientist by merely looking at the legs of some girls like C. Ronaldo shape...anti curved shape etc.
Zoology:Their department is like onion..It will make you cry. If you are under this discipline please clap for yourselves. It is not easy joor.
ORTHOPEDICS AND PROSTHESIS: Yes their are fine girls in this
department but they are believed to exist only in the early 60's.
Their guys are now frustrated to the extent some are now doing change of course not minding the course even If is Industrial Igbo.
PHILOSOPHY; The call themselves the great wisdomite but yet they are being duped in school. Do me a favour please gerrarahia.
NUTRITION AND DIETETICS: Great course with great students with well fed handsome guys with Mary amaka girls. Sometimes mere looking at them u will be like ''wait o am i still in secondary school or in the university'' pharoah please let my people go'
POLITICAL SCIENCE: Students found in this discipline are very tall but mainly disabled...no wonder politicians are like that.. It is from their course gene.
MEDICINE AND SURGERY: They are quite intelligent but boastful.
Always feeling like without them nothing moves. Big heads.
Combining their heads together you will make a good okada seat.
HISTORY: Looking like History themselves always wearing one type of clothe to school all the time.
MASS COMMUNICATION: Girls found in this department are believed to be the cutest in the university. Is like they admit students according to looks because It will be hard for you to see a being that is ugly. Even their guys. looking very neat and well kept.
MICRO BIOLOGY: They are the most populated in university history with block heads and hippy students. Always making noise in class.
INDUSTRIAL CHEM/ CHEMISTRY: Joyfully Admitted but they don't
know where the are heading to in respect to the course the are studying. Ask one the meaning of Chemistry and see definition that will make you fall down and die.
MANAGEMENT: Bursty girls with manageable boys... will you blame them after all that is what the are studying.
FOOD SCIENCE TECHNOLOGY: Filled with Students that can't cook that are looking forward to cook well in future.
LIBRARY SCIENCE: Mainly students that hardly read or write so they are aided by allowing them spend the rest of their years in school learning it.
NURSING: They are the Ajebos in campus. Always gossiping in
class. The rate of their gossiping has eaten much of their flesh till the extent they are now looking like expired recharge cards.
COMPUTER SCIENCE: Filled with Good looking well educated
criminals that sort their lives out after examination
ARCHITECTURE.Good students that needs help in future...without seeing what to draw to earn money...hunger will sacrifice them to the gods
STATISTICS: Solve out my ass. Always proving what is not useful in life claiming knowledge.
TYPES OF STUDENTS FOUND IN SCHOOLS IN NIGERIA


OPTOMETRY: Their girls always looking sharp, cute and neat with their all white, just gorgeously looking but by the time u set your eyes on their guys you will become discouraged; looking like the first mortuary attendants on earth.
MED LAB : Students found in this department both the girls and the boys are believed to be advanced community secondary school students searching for green pastures in the university with their white and blue uniform. Enjoying senior jokes, till I catch one
LAW STUDENTS: Students found in this department are believed to be the ones that seriously did ITK (I too know) in secondary school,always gallivanting round the school premises looking like hungry teachers that have not received their salaries for about 8 years plus.
Marketing: Only the name will give you a little Idea to where I am heading to. They are the chief noise makers found in the university.
Evolution made it known that they are the backsitters in Secondary School transferred to continue their good work in the university.
ACCOUNTANCY: Their guys are more cute than their girls. You will concur with me that some shapes have been discovered by scientist by merely looking at the legs of some girls like C. Ronaldo shape...anti curved shape etc.
Zoology:Their department is like onion..It will make you cry. If you are under this discipline please clap for yourselves. It is not easy joor.
ORTHOPEDICS AND PROSTHESIS: Yes their are fine girls in this
department but they are believed to exist only in the early 60's.
Their guys are now frustrated to the extent some are now doing change of course not minding the course even If is Industrial Igbo.
PHILOSOPHY; The call themselves the great wisdomite but yet they are being duped in school. Do me a favour please gerrarahia.
NUTRITION AND DIETETICS: Great course with great students with well fed handsome guys with Mary amaka girls. Sometimes mere looking at them u will be like ''wait o am i still in secondary school or in the university'' pharoah please let my people go'
POLITICAL SCIENCE: Students found in this discipline are very tall but mainly disabled...no wonder politicians are like that.. It is from their course gene.
MEDICINE AND SURGERY: They are quite intelligent but boastful.
Always feeling like without them nothing moves. Big heads.
Combining their heads together you will make a good okada seat.
HISTORY: Looking like History themselves always wearing one type of clothe to school all the time.
MASS COMMUNICATION: Girls found in this department are believed to be the cutest in the university. Is like they admit students according to looks because It will be hard for you to see a being that is ugly. Even their guys. looking very neat and well kept.
MICRO BIOLOGY: They are the most populated in university history with block heads and hippy students. Always making noise in class.
INDUSTRIAL CHEM/ CHEMISTRY: Joyfully Admitted but they don't
know where the are heading to in respect to the course the are studying. Ask one the meaning of Chemistry and see definition that will make you fall down and die.
MANAGEMENT: Bursty girls with manageable boys... will you blame them after all that is what the are studying.
FOOD SCIENCE TECHNOLOGY: Filled with Students that can't cook that are looking forward to cook well in future.
LIBRARY SCIENCE: Mainly students that hardly read or write so they are aided by allowing them spend the rest of their years in school learning it.
NURSING: They are the Ajebos in campus. Always gossiping in
class. The rate of their gossiping has eaten much of their flesh till the extent they are now looking like expired recharge cards.
COMPUTER SCIENCE: Filled with Good looking well educated
criminals that sort their lives out after examination
ARCHITECTURE.Good students that needs help in future...without seeing what to draw to earn money...hunger will sacrifice them to the gods
STATISTICS: Solve out my ass. Always proving what is not useful in life claiming knowledge.

TYPES OF STUDENTS FOUND IN SCHOOLS IN NIGERIA


OPTOMETRY: Their girls always looking sharp, cute and neat with their all white, just gorgeously looking but by the time u set your eyes on their guys you will become discouraged; looking like the first mortuary attendants on earth.
MED LAB : Students found in this department both the girls and the boys are believed to be advanced community secondary school students searching for green pastures in the university with their white and blue uniform. Enjoying senior jokes, till I catch one
LAW STUDENTS: Students found in this department are believed to be the ones that seriously did ITK (I too know) in secondary school,always gallivanting round the school premises looking like hungry teachers that have not received their salaries for about 8 years plus.
Marketing: Only the name will give you a little Idea to where I am heading to. They are the chief noise makers found in the university.
Evolution made it known that they are the backsitters in Secondary School transferred to continue their good work in the university.
ACCOUNTANCY: Their guys are more cute than their girls. You will concur with me that some shapes have been discovered by scientist by merely looking at the legs of some girls like C. Ronaldo shape...anti curved shape etc.
Zoology:Their department is like onion..It will make you cry. If you are under this discipline please clap for yourselves. It is not easy joor.
ORTHOPEDICS AND PROSTHESIS: Yes their are fine girls in this
department but they are believed to exist only in the early 60's.
Their guys are now frustrated to the extent some are now doing change of course not minding the course even If is Industrial Igbo.
PHILOSOPHY; The call themselves the great wisdomite but yet they are being duped in school. Do me a favour please gerrarahia.
NUTRITION AND DIETETICS: Great course with great students with well fed handsome guys with Mary amaka girls. Sometimes mere looking at them u will be like ''wait o am i still in secondary school or in the university'' pharoah please let my people go'
POLITICAL SCIENCE: Students found in this discipline are very tall but mainly disabled...no wonder politicians are like that.. It is from their course gene.
MEDICINE AND SURGERY: They are quite intelligent but boastful.
Always feeling like without them nothing moves. Big heads.
Combining their heads together you will make a good okada seat.
HISTORY: Looking like History themselves always wearing one type of clothe to school all the time.
MASS COMMUNICATION: Girls found in this department are believed to be the cutest in the university. Is like they admit students according to looks because It will be hard for you to see a being that is ugly. Even their guys. looking very neat and well kept.
MICRO BIOLOGY: They are the most populated in university history with block heads and hippy students. Always making noise in class.
INDUSTRIAL CHEM/ CHEMISTRY: Joyfully Admitted but they don't
know where the are heading to in respect to the course the are studying. Ask one the meaning of Chemistry and see definition that will make you fall down and die.
MANAGEMENT: Bursty girls with manageable boys... will you blame them after all that is what the are studying.
FOOD SCIENCE TECHNOLOGY: Filled with Students that can't cook that are looking forward to cook well in future.
LIBRARY SCIENCE: Mainly students that hardly read or write so they are aided by allowing them spend the rest of their years in school learning it.
NURSING: They are the Ajebos in campus. Always gossiping in
class. The rate of their gossiping has eaten much of their flesh till the extent they are now looking like expired recharge cards.
COMPUTER SCIENCE: Filled with Good looking well educated
criminals that sort their lives out after examination
ARCHITECTURE.Good students that needs help in future...without seeing what to draw to earn money...hunger will sacrifice them to the gods
STATISTICS: Solve out my ass. Always proving what is not useful in life claiming knowledge.
Re: How To Create A New Topic by CeeteeDesigns(f): 9:59pm On Apr 06, 2016
You are such dearie, thanks for the info..
Re: How To Create A New Topic by bNewTech(m): 4:53pm On Apr 09, 2016
I just wanted this. Thank you so much
Re: How To Create A New Topic by Gido: 10:14am On Apr 10, 2016
Nice
Re: How To Create A New Topic by ShawnMcJoe: 10:26am On Apr 10, 2016
Ok
Re: How To Create A New Topic by brizzyng(m): 2:25am On Apr 12, 2016
thank you or this, I appreciate

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