4Her:

lol!! seun moved it!

dat guy too do sef
where he come carry us go now?
na him create nairaland, and na im allow make i jam my Toyin super, so why he come dey make life hard now

Method-Man:

I go construct Buka for Florida then
Who be una governor make i follow am talk from Buckingham Palace?!lol
Abeg no even try choke me, u don see my picture, na michelin tyre (trailer size) i be so u go rundown if u try!
going to midnight here now Tee, make i we jam inside our dreams as usual
Work dey tmor, i can see another hectic week ahead which m not looking forward to!

LOL!! it's ok, go and sleep, old man!!
Buckingham palace? you wish!!!
eya, pele, the week will go by fast sha. .
Lo sun ---> go and sleep

Method-Man:

that guy too do sef
where he come carry us go now?
na him create nairaland, and na im allow make i jam my Toyin super, so why he come dey make life hard now

dnt mind him jare. . .lol
your toyin what? hisssssssssssss

Iyawo where you dey now?!

Your iyawo dey make amala and egunsi soup for you oh. . .go and meet her at home lol. .

egusi na long thing madam

u no get ila-alasepo ni?

how waz ur day Toyin supreme?

lmao!! who said am cooking it for you eh?

As a royal Queen, my day was fabulous. . .now all I need is a massage puhhllzzz

iwo nko?

yeah my day was pretty good too
but i have loads of stuff to do as i am relocating outside london in 2wks
so itz been a bit hectic
u dey lavish oo, na cheese and pasta wey i dey take hold body and soul together here!
nitemare!

LOL!!! Why are you moving for?

Lavish? hon am not that much into american food. . .na my naija food I dey enjoy here

eya, if I was there, I could have give a hand or two. . .since am stronger than you sef

Right now am trying to finish 5 books this summer lol. . .A given assignment. . .and you say I dey enjoy, you're not serious.

Do you even listen to yoruba music? naa, lemme guess, na bang bang slam? lol

4Her:

LOL!!! Why are you moving for?

Lavish? hon am not that much into american food. . .na my naija food I dey enjoy here

eya, if I was there, I could have give a hand or two. . .since am stronger than you sef

Right now am trying to finish 5 books this summer lol. . .A given assignment. . .and you say I dey enjoy, you're not serious.

Do you even listen to yoruba music? naa, let me guess, na bang bang slam? lol

yoruba music na longtin for me
i hardly spoke yoruba until a few yrs ago, wen i just started listening more to peeps and all
none of those slam bang bang music, i am more laid back soul type, jazz, contemporary rnb u know
relocating coz m starting a new job in oxford, just outside london
what are u doing with 5books dis summer?
and who told u m not strong, if i handle u-u go halla!
i get to eat naija food sha, once in a while, my gurls dey represent and wen my mama dey arnd or wen i go see families arnd, i hardly have time to do things myself as a young batchelor u know!

Ha ha. . .am reading them for an assignment. . it was recommended by some of my friends who took the class that I'll be taking next semester trying to catch up!

soul type? hmmm. . .give me one of your song, let me check it out
eya, so you're really not yoruba, I love my language, can't bare to forget it
good luck on your new job sha. . dnt go chasing them ladies o, that one is not appropriate o. I know men like you. . they like to . .NM let me keep my mouth shut
You can't handle this!!! Dnt even try
lmao!! even when you do get married, atleast try to cook once in a while o, dnt take the "my wife can do it all" thing over your head.

abeg my friend, get out of london jo. . .that place is way too crowded. too much busy body nigerians arnd lol

hmmm. . .You're an interesting figure. . .
and you travel alot? that is just cool. . .I travel too, but not out of Florida
You play football and work, awe, abeg take am easy o
Uni/College are same thing here o. . lol just that college in uni is known as high school here, but college here is same as a 4 - 6year college.
Yes, am still in uni o
hahha lmao!! they chase you? with what? torch stick and sickles. . haha
I was thinking of moving to London but people keep telling me not to. . .so am not even stepping there
Too much Nigerians. . esp gossipers and pretenders scare the hell out of me. .
they'll smile at you one min and talk about you behind your back. . .
truth be told, there are specific nigerians I can trust. . .not that much

Method-Man:

soul type like MUSIQ, GLEN LEWIS,NEW EDITION,CALVIN RICHARDSON,TYRESE, RL, B MCKNIGHT, TEVIN CAMPBELL ETC

haha. . who are this ppl jo. . .
are they still living or. .
Never heard of them

4Her:

hmmm. . .You're an interesting figure. . .
and you travel alot? that is just cool. . .I travel too, but not out of Florida
You play football and work, awe, abeg take am easy o
Uni/College are same thing here o. . lol just that college in uni is known as high school here, but college here is same as a 4 - 6year college.
Yes, am still in uni o
hahha lmao!! they chase you? with what? torch stick and sickles. . haha
I was thinking of moving to London but people keep telling me not to. . .so am not even stepping there
Too much Nigerians. . esp gossipers and pretenders scare the hell out of me. .
they'll smile at you one min and talk about you behind your back. . .
truth be told, there are specific nigerians I can trust. . .not that much

i have to travel coz i need to be onsite at times, i am a consulting engineer just learning the trade as a fresh graduate
i only play semi-pro footie which is two-three evening trainings and games on saturdays, so i cld handle dat
i know d yankee system but i was a bit of a radical wen i was growing up and my dad cldnt risk havin me in america
if not i for find myself for yankee skools, but i go outhere on hols a lot sha, i no dey pass NY or DC or VA sha
london is not bad, yeah too much nigerians but itz kina multicultural and as long as u avoid the oshodi-type areas of london, u wld be fine up here, omo dis one wey i dey spit for nairaland, make dem no go swear for me ooo!lol

4Her:

haha. . who are this people jo. . .
are they still living or. .
Never heard of them

u mean u dont know them?
they all american apart from glen lewis who is canadian
google them, they sing some good music

no be pasuma, or talaso or queen salawa abeni oo!

Method-Man:

i have to travel because i need to be onsite at times, i am a consulting engineer just learning the trade as a fresh graduate
i only play semi-pro footie which is two-three evening trainings and games on saturdays, so i cld handle that
i know d yankee system but i was a bit of a radical when i was growing up and my dad cldnt risk havin me in america
if not i for find myself for yankee skools, but i go outhere on hols a lot sha, i no dey pass NY or DC or VA sha
london is not bad, yeah too much nigerians but itz kina multicultural and as long as u avoid the oshodi-type areas of london, u would be fine up here, omo this one wey i dey spit for nairaland, make them no go swear for me ooo!lol

eya. . .lucky you . . .you get to travel arnd. . .right now, if I can travel out of state within this 3 years, I 'd be lucky.
lmao!!! you sound troublesome if you dad couldn't bare to have you here. . .
hahhaha @oshodi type area comments. . .
swear for you? meaning voodoo?
naaa. . .me, I have my own sh*t to be spitting in ppl's face . . unless am not taking the bashing seriously. which I never do on nl. . just love getting under ppl's skin jare.
dnt blame me oh, blame the hot weather
eya, you're interesting jare. . . I guess it takes time to know abt ppl before you start making a conclusion abt them eh. .
here I thought you were gay, dnt blame me oh, it was your profile pix

Method-Man:

u mean u don't know them?
they all american apart from glen lewis who is canadian
google them, they sing some good music

make me google them

Method-Man:

no be pasuma, or talaso or queen salawa abeni oo!

sharrap dia. . .me I dnt listen to abeni or watev. . When it comes to naija music, I mostly listen to yoruba female vocal singer

4Her:

eya. . .lucky you . . .you get to travel arnd. . .right now, if I can travel out of state within this 3 years, I 'd be lucky.
lmao!!! you sound troublesome if you dad couldn't bare to have you here. . .
hahhaha @oshodi type area comments. . .
swear for you? meaning voodoo?
naaa. . .me, I have my own sh*t to be spitting in people's face . . unless am not taking the bashing seriously. which I never do on nl. . just love getting under people's skin jare.
dnt blame me oh, blame the hot weather
eya, you're interesting jare. . . I guess it takes time to know about people before you start making a conclusion about them eh. .
here I thought you were gay, dnt blame me oh, it was your profile pix

jazz no fit work for my side, i be child of God!
so na hot weather wey dey swipe u like that, u come dey crawl under people skin
i am not gay jare, that profile pix is not me but looks like me apart from the lip gloss and the weird hair, i just like my fashion, as per britico now!lol, u would never see my picture on nairaland, nah, m too cute for nairaland!
gay boy sha, tufiakwa!i see them arnd loads but we no get bizness unless dey wana get beaten silly!
u sound interesting as well, now u see that m better dan that yoruba website!lol

and oh yes i was a real handful growing up in naija!u wan try-radical boy!haha

4Her:

make me google them
sharrap dia. . .me I dnt listen to abeni or watev. . When it comes to naija music, I mostly listen to yoruba female vocal singer

r u on msn toyin?
give me ur ID please

Method-Man:

jazz no fit work for my side, i be child of God!

lmao1! I dnt know why, but this line got me cracking up. . .wetin you dey fear? hahah

Method-Man:

jazz no fit work for my side, i be child of God!
so na hot weather wey dey swipe u like that, u come dey crawl under people skin
i am not gay jare, that profile pix is not me but looks like me apart from the lip gloss and the weird hair, i just like my fashion, as per britico now!lol, u would never see my picture on nairaland, nah, m too cute for nairaland!
gay boy sha, tufiakwa!i see them arnd loads but we no get bizness unless dey wana get beaten silly!
u sound interesting as well, now u see that m better dan that yoruba website!lol

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! You dey dress like that? boy!! stop am o!! lmao @ weird hair. . haha
hahah!! you're too cute for NL! no problem o That's what they all say
why you wan beat the gay ppl for? it's gross, i know. but they also have righhts. we have to recognize that
dnt even remind me abt that website. , I swear, tears came running dowm my cheeks. that burned!
but i gotta admit, that was funny! it got me cracking up for a while. But I was still angry

Method-Man:

r u on msn toyin?
give me your ID please

am not on msn. . it slows down my lappy

are u serious so u were crying?i didnt do it intentionally
someone passed the info to me and i just typed it straight out to u
i no dey fear, i be omo olorun so no shaking, agbara nla ni agbara baba!

ur laptop must be pre-360BC then!

nah no wahala wit gay peeps, make dem dey do dem thing but make dem no near me thinking say i be one of them!

Method-Man:

are u serious so u were crying?i didnt do it intentionally
someone passed the info to me and i just typed it straight out to u
i no dey fear, i be omo olorun so no shaking, agbara nla ni agbara baba!

your laptop must be pre-360BC then!

nah no wahala wit gay peeps, make them dey do them thing but make them no near me thinking say i be one of them!

lmao!! not crying hard exactly. , it's like you feel like you've been lied to. . just a teardrop. . lol, everybody has a soft spot ok?
lol. . .you're not serious. . you know that no one sent that to you. , but it's alright all the same
lmao!! your yoruba is getting better, I see!

Method-Man:

nah no wahala wit gay peeps, make them dey do them thing but make them no near me thinking say i be one of them!

hahhaha. . .hahaha. . that's what I always say. abi o. . lol, do your thang, just stay the heck away from moi!

I do yahoo, not msn

oh my!! they had laptops during that time? this ppl were rocking it oh. . .stone bed, stone plate, and laptop? hot!!! hot!!

fire me yahoo abeg madam!
dont worry no dodgy sites dis time arnd

i dey cook right now, stew and assorted meat, man no go die
na so so chips, pasta, dodo and sh.it wey i chop ova d weekend

but today i got some spinach, some meat, knorr cubes and m performing wonders in the kitchen!

Method-Man:

fire me yahoo abeg madam!
don't worry no dodgy sites this time arnd

i dey cook right now, stew and assorted meat, man no go die
na so so chips, pasta, dodo and sh.it wey i chop ova d weekend

but today i got some spinach, some meat, knorr cubes and m performing wonders in the kitchen!

lol!! ooooh, you know what they say, a man who knows his way arnd the kitchen is very sexy. . .

lmao. . .chips and paste? eww ok
ooh, I love using knorr cubes, I think that's like the only one I buy. . .

I'll put my I.D here for a min o. . .

where is it?

looks like today is my lucky day, what is smelling in the kitchen right now better pass MAMA CASS!

Method-Man:

where is it? or send it to

looks like today is my lucky day, what is smelling in the kitchen right now better pass MAMA CASS!

LMAO!!! save me some!!

I left it there for one min na. . .ok, it's . . one min!

___

Seems so quiet now. . .nway, enjoy your trip sha

4Her:

Seems so quiet now. . .nway, enjoy your trip sha

Princess mi, wetin dey now?!x

Method-Man:

Princess mi, wetin dey now?!x

which one is princess na?
I prfer "Your Royal Highness"