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I was one of the smallest boys in my class in js1. Often we were bullied in class but the bullying could not be compared to what 'Odogwu' the man who lived on the road did to us whenever we were going home from school. He would beat us and take anymoney we had on us.
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One day he beat me so hard i cried back home and my uncle asked me 'what the matter was?'
'one bully beat me up' i replied.
'WHAT! Who is that!?' my uncle shouted.
i explained to him and angrily while shouting about how hard he was qonna deal with odogwu we set out for odogwu's place.
My uncle kept ranting and with his back facing odogwu's house he was not aware when odogwu stood behind him. he turned a saw a tall huge man.
'brother beat him' i acknowledged my uncle.
but lo and behold my uncle faced odogwu and said..''bros abeg u get matches, i come to borrow am''
Was it funny? DUH I dont care bout yo ratchetass opinions

for dis hard ecönomy, u come waste my mb again.....u deserve hot slap

U love my tori?

[color=#006600][/color]Not so funny joor