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General Equations & Statistics by SamMilla1(m): 8:23pm On Jun 15, 2008
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Re: General Equations & Statistics by kene20(m): 10:49pm On Jun 15, 2008
Bitter truth grin
Re: General Equations & Statistics by clemcykul(f): 8:51am On Jun 16, 2008
a wise man is dat man, who doesnt cherish marriage
Re: General Equations & Statistics by Jeovy(m): 3:56pm On Jun 17, 2008
clemcykul:

a wise man is that man, who doesnt cherish marriage


Sweet lie
Re: General Equations & Statistics by clemcykul(f): 3:57pm On Jun 18, 2008
shatap!
Re: General Equations & Statistics by segunpc(m): 4:16pm On Jun 18, 2008
ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa clem na only u ? u too like fight!

for God's sake na wetin d poor boy do u wey u dey tell am shatap.

hmmmm i don put maggi for d talk dem go begin war now? grin
Re: General Equations & Statistics by Jeovy(m): 6:13pm On Jun 18, 2008
shataap,who be poor boy?
Re: General Equations & Statistics by gunpoint(m): 7:43am On Jun 19, 2008
c pesin wey dem wan fite 4 ooo. . . .
u wan shw ya sef? ? ?
wonda no go finish 4 nlnd oo. . . .
angry angry angry

clems babe/guy
abeg confess. . . .
telmi. . . .
abeg, u b man abi u b woman??
dis que dey wori me die so te,
i no dey fit sleep well again. . . . .
so telmi na,
I CANT TAKE IT ANY MOR!!!!!!
embarassed cry embarassed
Re: General Equations & Statistics by Jeovy(m): 7:52am On Jun 19, 2008
See your life,now u dey show urself
Re: General Equations & Statistics by gunpoint(m): 8:46am On Jun 19, 2008
jeovy kneel dwn!!!
angry angry angry

clems ans na. . . .
embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: General Equations & Statistics by clemcykul(f): 8:49am On Jun 19, 2008
ok gunnie am clems grin

jeovy hands up and close ur eyes plus raise ur left leg up.

hope ur trouser never tear?


segun well done o, no go pay ur house rent.
Re: General Equations & Statistics by Jeovy(m): 10:34pm On Jun 19, 2008
gunpoint say make I kneel down
clems say make I raise my left leg up,how I wan take complete the kneeling down

Una wan kill me?
Re: General Equations & Statistics by jaymobb(m): 8:22am On Jun 20, 2008
all this aje butters wey them train wit milk and honey sef

if sey u go the kain schl wey me i go den u go sabi say them the kneel down come raise leg for up grin

@gunpoint
clem na boy o jare im real name na clement angry
Re: General Equations & Statistics by clemcykul(f): 9:19am On Jun 20, 2008
thanks pal. u are correct
Re: General Equations & Statistics by Jeovy(m): 11:52am On Jun 20, 2008
Shataap clemcy,jaymob lies
Re: General Equations & Statistics by mykali(m): 12:07pm On Jun 20, 2008
clement cool. nice name
Re: General Equations & Statistics by emmyjojo(m): 2:37pm On Jun 20, 2008
clementina or clement, he or she, him or her. na which one u b? tell me make i knw wether i go tender my application or make i tear am now. i command u lipsrsealed
Re: General Equations & Statistics by Jeovy(m): 7:17pm On Jun 20, 2008
u know how many husband,boyfriends,acquaintances,enemies,admirers she get for nld,better backoff

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