. Where our mothers use ice cream bowls to store pepper in the fridge.
• Where ladies don't accept flowers for valentine or birthday.
• Where a blind beggar will reject a fake Naira note.
• Where Groundnut-s are sold in BOTTLES and WATER sold in SACHETS.
• Where parents claim they were always first position in school.
• Where You Can Be A Driver For Years Without A 'DRIVER's LICENCE'
• Where government officials don't know the national anthem.
•Where Gala and Lacasera are d best options wen stuck in traffic.
• Where you are jailed for stealing Maggi and given a chieftancy title for stealing millions.
• Where we fight for everything. To gain admission to university, to get a job and worse still to enter a bus!
• Where ur type of GENERATOR shows how RICH you are.
• Where you can easily blame your family members in the village for your problems.
• Where rich men must have pot belly.
• WHERE IF U DO ANYHOW U GO SEE ANYHOW.
• Where people dey collect change for beggar hand.
• Where men produce Toyota camry jeans and Dr'dre slippers
• Where bb torch is sold in traffic for N12k!!!
•Where the man who had no shoes is the president.......
YOU THINK U KNOW NAIJA MORE THAN I DO?
Add Yours...

***Hists and shakes head in disgust***
*A country where the rich gets richer and the poor poorer.
*A country where we are told as kids never to drink coconut water cos it will make us dull.
*A country where a satchet water is called pure water and sold for #100.
*A place where the the police calls white black and vice versa.
.....What an endless list?
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