ayobase: I remember my younger one trying to tell someone to allow mum rest by saying, "let her rest in peace"

chaircover: My daughter questioning me on why there is no comma in the bible in Genesis 1 verse 1 where it says "In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth."

She said there should have been a comma between beginning and God.

I no fit talk

Lord_Reed: OK dont8 you went from cuddly cute to alien weird, why did you have to spoil such a fun thread?

jidegirl12:





@Topic : Mummy shake your bum.

dont8: 11. I don't know if this is "funny" or not, but when my son was two he started asking me "you fucking with me?" He said it like he was De Niro. I would kinda' flip out on him, telling him not to say that. I couldn't figure out where he learned it. Fast forward to Thanksgiving dinner, with my entire family, and my wife's entire family, in attendance. Right as dinner started he asked my wife's grandma' "you fucking with me?" Holy shit, the whole place fell apart, with everybody raising their voice at my little two year old who had no idea what he was doing wrong. Of course, everyone figured he learned it from TractorGeek. Swell. Fast forward a few more weeks and he finally is able to annunciate: "Play football with me?" He's six now. I can't wait until he's old enough to hear this story.

[b]12. I have a three year old who says some pretty strange stuff....

Last night: "Mommy.. the man, the very big man with big yellow eyes is looking at you."

I look.. nothing. I tell him there is no man and he is make-believe. My son laughs, "Oh he is hiding now." --- 2 minutes later, "Oh no Mommy, you made him very mad. Now he says he will come when you are sleeping."

Few weeks ago he tells me, "I'm not going to be four. I'm going to die. And you will put me down, down, down in the hole." I tell him that isn't true, and who told him that. He gets quiet and goes, "The man told me. But I will be scared, so after three night-nights you die too and come with me."

Sheesh. As if I didn't have bad dreams already!

13. buckling my 5 year old into her car seat she told me she had a dream that we got in a car accident and she was "all red" and mommy had to come get her. I asked where I was, she said at the hospital and mommy was crying.

Yeah, I drove slow that day. FTR, I have not been in a car accident since before my daughter was born, I have no clue where she got this context.

14. My little sister was about 11 (not very young, but young enough) when our dad passed away. A few days after he passed, my mother and I were woken up in the wee hours of the morning by a furious banging. We went downstairs to find my sister trying desperately to open our back door, yelling "He wants back in! We have to let him back in!" She has no recollection of it, and we believe she may have been sleepwalking...

15. My cousin was thrown out of a preschool for taking off his shoe and telling a nun: "Shut up or I'll take out your eye with my shoe 'cause I'm the son of the devil." Apparently that was the last straw.

16. We recently moved into a new house. My daughter's room has a closet that is down a narrow little hallway. I woke up one morning after having lived there for like a week, and my daughter isn't in her bed. No biggie, she's downstairs. Nope. I looked everywhere for her and nothing. I went back to her room and called to her, "Are you in here?"

"DON'T COME IN HERE!!!" from the closet. I went and looked down the little hallway but couldn't see her, as she was inside and to the left.

"DON'T COME IN HERE!!!"

" Please come out."

"DON'T LOOK AT ME!!!"

"What are you doing in there, Kaitlyn?"

"I'M NOT KAITLYN!!!"

I noped right out of there for a second because I was pretty freaked out. I went and got my wife out of bed. Wife came in and checked on her. Turns out, she was in there putting on a Strawberry Shortcake costume to surprise me and didn't want me to see before she got it on.

Freaked me right the Bleep out.

16. A few months ago my 3 year old daughter had the flu. After she was feeling a little better my wife took her outside in our backyard to play.

My wife was sitting on the back step and my daughter came up and asked her if she could play with the little girl on our slide.

My wife said " I don't see a little girl" and my daughter said "she is right over there on the slide mom, can't I play with her?"

My wife said "I don't see anyone" and my daughter insisted, "she is on the slide, and she is blue, can I play with her."

My wife, now freaked out said "lets go inside and make a snack" so they did.

For the rest of the day my daughter kept going and looking out the back door and kept telling my wife that the little blue girl was lonely.

17. About a year ago my daughter (who was about 3 years old at the time) started screaming around 2 AM. I could tell by the sound of her voice that something wasn't right. I was still very groggy and half asleep but still managed to rush down the hall and into her room without turning any of the lights on so I wouldn't wake her brother up. I go over to her bed and hear her screaming like crazy right in front of me but I pull back the covers and she isn't there. Because of how early it was and how quickly all this was happening, my brain is having a really hard time processing the situation. I could hear her RIGHT in front of me but I can clearly see she isn't there. I turn the light on and still can't find her. Meanwhile, she is getting more freaked out because she can hear me and can tell I can't find her either. After what felt like minutes, I finally realized she had fallen out of bed, rolled underneath it, and had freaked out because she couldn't move and couldn't tell where she was. I can still remember that moment of sheer panic I felt when I pulled back the covers and she wasn't there, while still hearing the scream coming "from" her bed.

18. When my oldest was about 3 years old I had a really weird dream where an alien was trying to take my son. I was lying in bed watching this alien take him by the hand and started taking off towards the window. When I went to scream I woke up. Here is the creepy part....I wake up to find my 3 year old turning on the night light in our room. He turns to look at me and says "oh, its ok mommy. The alien is gone." .....I didn't sleep for the rest of the night.

19. My 3-year-old son generally has a happy-go-lucky attitude, so this is pretty odd.

Sometimes when he's cuddling with his mommy, he'll say, very seriously, "Mom, I promise I won't ever chew on your bones. I promise."

20. While changing my daughter in front of the open closet door. She kept looking around me and laughing. I asked her what was so funny. She said, "the man." To which I replied, "what man?" She then pointed at the closet and said, "the man with the snake neck." I turn around and nothing was there. I'm afraid to look into the history of my house to see if anyone hung themselves in the closet. At least she wasn't scared.
Absolutely no idea where he got this.[/b]




your three yr old sounds possessed. take her for prayers

Lord_Reed: OK dont8 you went from cuddly cute to alien weird, why did you have to spoil such a fun thread?