=> All softdrinks are called mineral'
=> India beat nigeria 99~1 because...
the ... ... ... ball
was turnin 2 Lion
=>na everi yr ciroma chuwkuwama
adekunle dey write waec
=> If ur wealth start reducing its ur
village people dat
are doing u.
=> Rice and stew....Every Sunday
afternoon.
=> Every commodity tagged with Made
in China, USA
or anyone outside Africa is original.
=> Anybody with Aids got it through sex.
=> she's a 'calabar girl' chai!!! she go
sabi do...."
=> Every seasoning cube is maggi.
=> U must finish D rice b4 u touch d
meat
=> Every toothpaste na maclean.
=> Every insecticide na Fleet
=> Every detergent na omo.
=> Any rich hausa is an Alhaji', D poor
ones na Aboki'
and dese days...boko!!!
=> U smoke u are an armed robber!
=> If u find money on d floor, pee on it
b4 pickin it
up,unless u turn 2 Yam!
=> only science students are smart
=> Once u travel overseas u must be
very rich...as if
they share money on the plane
=> Drogba use juju tie Torres 4 leg...lol
=> Every Girl dat plays and jokes with
a boy, has slept
with him.
=> U must buy bread when traveling to
ur village...i
swear!!!
=> when u loose a tooth,throw it on the
roof of d
house,and run round the house 7 times"
=>if ur food fall 4 floor,dnt pik it satan
dn chop am
=> Every noodle is called indomie"
lwkmd!!! if am wrong, prove me right!!!
And if u av
any funny ones, plz feel free 2 add o!!!