bravolyk: Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr 30 mins
Section A (All questions carry equal marks)

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1. What are the names of the two people
holding hands when you switch on a Nokia
phone ?

the hands are fair in color.

[b]PATIENCE JONATHAN and IBRAHIM BABANGIDA

2. If the past tense of Take is Took, what is
the past tense of Make ?

take =took

then make is mook

3. Which university in Nigeria has the highest
number of ladies using blackberry phones?

uniport cos an alumnus and lecturer just requested for a 53 gold coated blackberry.

4. If Buhari is a friend to Obasanjo on
facebook, who sent the friend request and
why ?

Buhari cos obasanjo na him senior for military and electoral result

5. if the cost of moi-moi is N10.50, what is
the cost of moi ?

moi-moi, broken into moi - moi. The price of the first moi is N10, the hyphen between the two moi takes the point while the last moi takes the 50

6. Who ate the missing part of the apple
logo?

stephen job, the founder to taste if the apple he produced is sweet.

7. What is the difference between Dawn and
Dew if Dawn is Dawn and
Dew is Dew?

the difference between them is the ? after dew is dew. Dawn is dawn has no ?
SECTION B
1. Between the Nigerian police and Nigerian
girls, who likes money more?
2. Using the almighty formula, calculate the
diameter of elegushi beach. (take pi=3.142)
3. If Ada is a girl and Obi is a boy,who is
Adaobi ?
4. If your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins
N50,000,000 on who wants to be a
millionaire after you broke up, find the value
of X?
5. If it takes Goodluck 1 hour to deliver a
typed speech in a national conference, how
many days will it take Patience to deliver the
same speech on the same occasion?
SECTION C
1) Tuface was given a Prado and Ferarri on
his traditional wedding and white wedding
respectively. There is every likelihood that D
Banj has gone ahead to print wedding
invitation cards without an available bride.
Discuss.
2) Write an essay of 1, 500 words on 'My
Oga At The Top'
START NOW! NO SIDE TALK OR CHEATING![/b]