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Who Is Never Scared Of Using The ATM At Night. by princealexndre(m): 7:44am On Sep 13, 2013
This is one of the great difference of a nigeria guy and an america dude using the ATM. Let's first take a look on how an american guy use the ATM in the mid-night! ........the america guy drives his car towards the ATM machine,and he gets down leaves his car keys on the ignition,picks up his ATM card gets down from his ride walks down to the ATM machine whistling(attracting more hears)then he inserthis ATM card into the machine and type the amount he wants to collect still whistling,then he widraw the money and walks to his car!counting the money as he walks!then he zoom off!!...... But when the nigeria guy wants to receive some money from the ATM at NIGHT,he drives towards the ATM machine,stops for a while,then he observe the people around,switch off his ignition!roll the glass up,and roll up his sleeves if he wears a shirt,lock his car and keep his key in the inner pocket then get down from the car! Tip-top to the ATM looking at his back,sides and even up!He looks around for 2 minutes and insert his ATM card into the machine,type the amount he wants to collect,then he looks back!after spending abound 20 minutes! He returns to the ATM about to receive the money he heard the sound of a car pass,he was shocked,he retrieved his card and ran back to his car without fulfilling his mission and zoom off in fright.
Re: Who Is Never Scared Of Using The ATM At Night. by princealexndre(m): 7:47am On Sep 13, 2013
Nigeria needs some development in security
Re: Who Is Never Scared Of Using The ATM At Night. by princealexndre(m): 7:49am On Sep 13, 2013
How many of you can they send to the ATM machine in the mid-night to retrieve 100 thousand naira!
Re: Who Is Never Scared Of Using The ATM At Night. by Emmyk(m): 1:18pm On Sep 13, 2013
True cheesy
Re: Who Is Never Scared Of Using The ATM At Night. by princealexndre(m): 12:10pm On Sep 23, 2013
Lolz
Re: Who Is Never Scared Of Using The ATM At Night. by Romanciella(f): 1:10pm On Sep 23, 2013
laughin out loud dis post ix xo funny!

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