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Vacancy - Assasin For The Cia by Darkchild(m): 8:54pm On Jun 03, 2006
Applying for a Job at the CIA

A few months ago, there was an opening with the CIA for an assassin. These highly classified positions are hard to fill, and theres a lot of testing and background checks involved before you can even be considered for the position. After sending some applicants through the background checks, training and testing, they narrowed the possible choices down to two men and a woman, but only one position was available.

The day came for the final test to see which peson would get the extremely secretive job. The CIA men administering the test took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow our instructions whatever the circumstances," they explained. "Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The man looked horrified and said, "You cant be serious! I could never shoot my wife!" "Well," said the CIA man, "youre definitely not the right man for this job then."

So they brought the second man to the same door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances," they explained to the second man. "Inside you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill her." The second man looked a bit shocked, but nevertheless took the gun and went in the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes; then the door opened. The man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. "I tried to shoot her; I just couldnt pull the trigger and shoot my wife. I guess Im not the right man for the job."

"No," the CIA man replied, "You dont have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

Now they only had the woman left to test. They led her to the same door to the same room and handed her the same gun. "We must be sure that you will follow instructions no matter what the circumstances; this is your final test. Inside you will find your husband sitting in a chair. Take this gun and kill him." The woman took the gun and opened the door. Before the door even closed all the way, the CIA men heard the gun start firing, one shot after another for 13 shots. Then all hell broke loose in the room. They heard screaming, rashing, and banging on the walls. This went on for several minutes; then all went quiet.

The door opened slowly, and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, "You guys didnt tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat the son of a bitch to death with the chair!"
Re: Vacancy - Assasin For The Cia by desiree(f): 2:39pm On Jun 04, 2006
grin grin grin grin that was really mean

Bad depiction of women!!! the man must have been cheating on her grin grin
Re: Vacancy - Assasin For The Cia by spikelord(m): 5:58pm On Jun 04, 2006
Too bad
Re: Vacancy - Assasin For The Cia by Bolaji4349(m): 6:04pm On Jun 04, 2006
desiree what makes you think the man might have been cheating on her, but the first two men did not think their wife would have been cheating on them so they did not shot them, Anyway deciding on the reason why that woman use chair to kill her son of a bitch husband, should be xplain by darkchild,
Re: Vacancy - Assasin For The Cia by desiree(f): 11:02am On Jun 05, 2006
I belive in my women folk, we don't have that much of a bad temperament, unless being provoked wink
Re: Vacancy - Assasin For The Cia by dm(m): 10:38pm On Jun 05, 2006
angry angry angry Re-cycled

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