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Cia Interview (bloody) by sizzlers(m): 5:58pm On Nov 03, 2010 |
The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists: two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. “We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.” The first man said, “You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife.” The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job.” The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.” Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair.” |
Re: Cia Interview (bloody) by PatraE(f): 2:42pm On Nov 04, 2010 |
Nothing stands in the way of a woman when she's determined. |
Re: Cia Interview (bloody) by Jeovy(m): 2:46pm On Nov 04, 2010 |
over stale wan kill dis joke |
Re: Cia Interview (bloody) by michbax(m): 2:59pm On Nov 04, 2010 |
nice joke |
Re: Cia Interview (bloody) by StudioCFR(m): 4:02pm On Nov 04, 2010 |
Where is the joke? |
Re: Cia Interview (bloody) by sizzlers(m): 8:07pm On Nov 07, 2010 |
axml |
Re: Cia Interview (bloody) by clemcykul(f): 11:38am On Nov 08, 2010 |
lol very tight joke, the woman must really hate her hubby |
Re: Cia Interview (bloody) by sizzlers(m): 11:54am On Nov 08, 2010 |
the woman dosent give a shit |
Re: Cia Interview (bloody) by sizzlers(m): 7:11pm On Nov 08, 2010 |
I mean a sh***t |
Re: Cia Interview (bloody) by samdede(m): 12:46pm On Nov 10, 2010 |
Women are so mean! |
Re: Cia Interview (bloody) by sizzlers(m): 4:35pm On Nov 12, 2010 |
damn bad |
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