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Awkward Moments Married Couples Face by jlad2003(m): 12:28am On Sep 18, 2013
For those who think marriage is all about those
beautiful romantic moments, you need a reality check!
Married life is a kaleidoscope of moments, some
romantic and some embarrassing and awkward, the
good, the bad and ugly moments of trials and marital
challenges. But it is these ‘Oops!’ moments that add the
much needed spice to a marriage as years down the
line, these moments will make you burst into laughter.
After all, the kind of bond you build with your spouse
largely depends on moments that are less than perfect.
If you are already married, you will relate to this list. In
case you are not, there are some moments that you
might want to avert! So, take a look:
1. Kids march in during make-out session
So you are not only married, but also have kids. That
does not mean that romance is dead. However, a kid
marching in while you are making out passionately is a
definite awkward
moment. So, make sure you have complete privacy
before indulging in some steamy action!
2. A walk in the toilet
The relationship that a husband and wife share is
definitely quite intimate. But, your spouse walking in the
toilet, while you are using it, could be an awkward
moment for both of you. This is one visual aid that you
would definitely not want in your memory banks. Keep
doors locked well and save yourself from the
embarrassment.
3. Awkward kiss
The awkward kiss tops the list, and is experienced by
almost everyone who is married. The awkward moment
when you are about to kiss your partner, she/he
suddenly moves and you plant the kiss on the nose
instead. There are so many variations to the moment;
each of you might have experienced some version of it
sometime or other.
4. The in-law talk
Imagine, you walk right into the house foul-mouthing
your in-laws to your spouse, thinking she/he is the only
one in there. But, you are unpleasantly surprised, or
rather shocked to see your in-law emerging from
nowhere into the hall. Bingo! I guess, ‘speechless’ can
be the only reaction in such a scenario.
2. Loud fart
Oops! Another very common awkward moment is when
you fart really loud. It just gets more embarrassing
when you are in a more intimate position with your
spouse, especially in the beginning stages of your
marriage. However, as you continue living with your
spouse, in happiness or despair or those farting
moments, such moments don’t seem awkward
anymore
6. Called the wrong name
Calling out your spouse by an ex’s name is not only
one of the most awkward moments, but also a major
goof up that you can make. The scenario can be even
worse, if you do it while making out. In fact, such a
moment is downright catastrophic!

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