That awkward moment when you prefer to have M.B on ur fone instead of airtime...
That awkward moment when u piss for body as u dey try open toilett door...
That awkward moment when correct s**t dey catch u inside public buss and u sidon for d edge of back seat....
That awkward moment when you bring out #500 and #20 to give conductor money for a #30 journey....
That awkward moment wey as u rush enter bike say u dey hurry go sumwhere and d okada man stops to buy fuel in a largely populated filling station...
That awkward moment when hot s**t dey catch you and as u rush dey go toilet,u see 7 buckets already in line with d owners jugging in front of dem....*gobe*...
That awkward moment wey u save ur meat to eat am last and e come drop from ur spoon cum land for sandsand.....
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That awkward moment when you realise the person ♈̲̣̣̥ō̶̲̥̅ϋ̲̣̣̥ waved at wasn't waving at you.
When u're watching a movie wif U̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣ parents and the actors/actresses start f****ing. You try to next it, you den realise there ain't batteries I̶̲̥̅̊n̅ the remote.

When you tell U̶̲̥̅̊я̲̣ parents a joke, and they I̶̲̥̅̊n̅ turn make it a life lesson f̶̲̅õ̳͡я you.