I'd wanted to post this at the Jokes section, but I decided it had more to do with literature. Here's the poser:

Make a sentence with "because" such that "because" occurs THREE times in it.

( Mind you, this is the literature section, so your sentence'd better be correct - and no long, winding sentences either! )

I'm crying because John hit me in error because he thought I was Edith who had earlier slapped him because he had annoyed her.
(Yeah, I know it sounds silly but it's still grammatically correct though not pleasing to the ear.)
Improved version - I'm crying because john accidentally hit me thinking I was Edith who had previously slapped him out of annoyance.

i am so Hot because i havent had sex in months because i dont have a lady in my life because i am too busy with work!

i get it, we should use because in a sentence that has because in three places and at the same time, the sentence must be correct because ? what if it is not correct?

for some reasons i have a deja vu feeling with this thread
hmmmmmmmmmm

am feelin soo tired because i did a lot of work @ work today because my partner skipped work because he's a lazy idiot ,

we can't make a sentence with three because, because, because is a conjunction

all these because because because is making me queasy