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| the pastor and the president by mykali(m): 6:19pm On Jun 23, 2008 |
pastor chris was seated next to President yar adua on a recent flight. After the plane was airborne, the flight attendant came around for drink orders. The President asked for a whiskey & soda, which was brought and placed before him. The attendant then asked the minister if he would also like a drink. The minister replied in disgust, "Ma'am, I'D rather be savagely raped by a brazen LovePeddler than let liquor touch these lips!" The President then handed his drink back to the attendant and said,"I'm sorry, I didn't know there was a choice. I'll have the same thing he's having." |
| Re: the pastor and the president by clemcykul(f): 9:48am On Jun 24, 2008 |
dumb thing lol anyway  |
| Re: the pastor and the president by Jeovy(m): 10:27am On Jun 24, 2008 |
shatap,not president yar adua |
| Re: the pastor and the president by sexyLeamon(f): 4:24pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
mykali:lol  |
| Re: the pastor and the president by mykali(m): 4:29pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
lmao. who went to the gravesite to get this joke back? |
| Re: the pastor and the president by sexyLeamon(f): 4:37pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
what do you mean? |
| Re: the pastor and the president by disease(m): 4:47pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
@Mykali Presido Yar Adua is not such a dumb ass like that. |
| Re: the pastor and the president by mykali(m): 4:48pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
sexyleamon. sorry if i hit a nerve. i posted this joke a long time ago and didnt get much responses. so i was really surprised when i saw it on the list. how did u find it? |
| Re: the pastor and the president by mykali(m): 4:50pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
disease. its just a joke. |
| Re: the pastor and the president by Scopium: 4:56pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
[size=13pt] ROFLMFAO[/size] |
| Re: the pastor and the president by romsky: 4:57pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
ow dare u myk insult our honorable figure head president lyk dat i tink i casted my vote 4 him |
| Re: the pastor and the president by mykali(m): 5:12pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
romade. how are u today my pweety pie? |
| Re: the pastor and the president by romsky: 5:14pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
i cast out every spirit of homosexuality and corruption out of u by fyr by thunder, by lightening and by 4rce |
| Re: the pastor and the president by Scopium: 5:37pm On Oct 02, 2008 |
romade: [size=13pt]I think he's honourable figure 1 or the letter i[/size] |
| Re: the pastor and the president by mykali(m): 5:20pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
romade: since when were u a male?  |
| Re: the pastor and the president by Nobody: 12:22pm On Oct 22, 2008 |
mykali:joke section where else lol |
| Re: the pastor and the president by Nautillus(m): 12:49pm On Oct 22, 2008 |
I say nothing . . .  |
| Re: the pastor and the president by clemcykul(f): 4:46pm On Oct 22, 2008 |
and so shall it be. hope ur maut no dey smell sha |
| Re: the pastor and the president by krama(m): 4:56pm On Oct 22, 2008 |
One of the dumbest joke i've seen in my life!   |
| Re: the pastor and the president by mykali(m): 7:20pm On Oct 22, 2008 |
krama! i support your view. who is the dumbass monkeyed individual that posted this dumb joke here? he should be hanged  |
| Re: the pastor and the president by clemcykul(f): 3:42pm On Oct 23, 2008 |
for lyfe |
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