Two Mumu friends (Chuks and Taye) were going to church one sunday. one there way, they crossed a 'SHIT (faeces/ Igbe/Nshi)' on the ground. Please read there conversation:

Chuks: O boy! you sure sey no be shit be dat?
Taye: No be shit, How Person go take shit for middle of road?

after much argument, they went closer to confirm.

Chuks: I no tell you? this na shit
Taye: how you take know? shit suppose to smell, Na Egusi soup wa person drop.

Chuks: OK! make we know now.
Taye: Oya!

they both dipped one of their fingers and tasted it.

Taye: Guy! Na shit O! (after tasting)
Chuks: I No tell you? (after tasting)

they both rejoiced and shouted

Chucks: Thank God sa we no match am
Taye: Thank God O! We for carry shit enter inside church.

nairalanders you can send in your jokes as well.

NB: If your joke no get NAFDAC NO., no send am O!

let me warn you

dont post anything here again,go to another section,which kind of old and now boring joke is this

@udueze
try and be creative. Your joke is old and not funny. work harder or go enrol for school to study Jokeology Comedy Science.

see trashing

WickeD ThingS

chioya:

let me warn you

don't post anything here again,go to another section,which kind of old and now boring joke is this

hahahahaha

thats why i dont want to see him around my studio

Poster, wetin be this one nna

Chai! una mean oo, una wan tell me dis bobo jst dey waste bandwidth

pele ohhh. . . . i was just speaking my mind

so your mind don dey work

@post
lol

Seun are u there? Cant u see that this guy is wasting space here?

I vote for him to be SANCTIONED!

old, dry, boring, stale, overflogged, not-funny joke. lose the Nafdac number quip too. BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and na u go tell us to send in jokes?

Seun, please TOTALLY BAN poster.