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Emeka And His Lectural by Oliverlikeme(m): 11:26pm On Sep 26, 2013 |
A Professor at the University was giving a lecture on the Supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asked, "How many people here believe in ghosts?" About 90 students raise their hands. "Well, that's a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do you think you've seen a ghost?" About 40 students raise their hands."That's really good. I'm really glad you take this Seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?" About 15 Students raise their hands."Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?" 3 Students raise their Hands? "That's Fantastic! Now let me ask ask you one question further, has any of you ever made love to a ghost?" Way in the back, EMEKA raised his hand, The Professor takes off his glasses, and says, "EMEKA, all the Years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You'vegot to come up here and tell us about your experience." Emeka The Big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin,and began to make his way up to the Podium. When he reached the front ofthe room, the Professor asks, "So, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?" "Shit! From way back there, I thought you said, 'Goats!'" One word for emeka!"" |
Re: Emeka And His Lectural by Abnwachineke(m): 7:02am On Sep 27, 2013 |
Guy emea is a goat lover |
Re: Emeka And His Lectural by olabamiyo(m): 9:00am On Oct 05, 2013 |
whr is the joke?? |
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