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This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by jaguda(m): 8:36am On Jun 06, 2006 |
How do things like this keep happening? please read on A certain rich businessman had a beautiful daughter, who fell in Love with a guy who was a cleaner. When the girl's father came to know about their love, he did not Like it at all, and so began to protest about it. Now it happened that the two lovers decided to leave their homes For a happy future. The girl's father started searching for the two Lovers but could not find them. At last, he accepted their love and asked them to come back home in A local newspaper. Her father said "If you both come back I will Allow you to marry the guy you love, I accept that you love each other Truly." So in this way, their love won and they returned home. The couple went to town to shop for the wedding dress. He was Dressed in white shirt that day. While he was crossing the road to the Other Side to get some drinks for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died On the spot. The girl lost her senses. It was only after sometimes that She recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the very Next day because he died horribly. Two nights later, the girl's mother had a dream in which she saw an Old lady. The old lady asked her mother to wash the blood stains of the Guy from her daughter's dress as soon as possible. But her mother Ignored the dream. The next night her father had the same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the girl had the same dream the next night, she woke up in Fear and told her mother about the dream. Her mother asked her to wash The Clothes which have blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained. Next night she again had The same dream she again washed the stains but some still remained. Next night she again had the same dream and this time the old lady Gave her a last warning to wash the blood stain, or else something Terrible will happen. This time the girl tried her best to wash the Stains, And the clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained. She was very tired. In the late evening the same day while she was alone at home, Someone knocked the door. When she opened the door she saw the same old Lady of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and fainted. The old lady woke her up, and gave her a blue box, which Shocked the girl. She asked "What is this, ?" The old lady replied, > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > " New Improved Blue Omo Washing powder, it will remove all stubborn stains!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !" , >, >, >, > > > > >, >, |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by Dojo(m): 9:03am On Jun 06, 2006 |
You're sick |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by micklplus(m): 11:21am On Jun 06, 2006 |
Dojo: Extremely ! Nice one sha but i have seen it before Cheers |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by Muyiron(m): 5:37pm On Jun 06, 2006 |
Are you an Omo sales executive? |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by spikelord(m): 8:26pm On Jun 06, 2006 |
I was going to ask her the same question !! |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by desiree(f): 2:29am On Jun 07, 2006 |
At what point in the whole story i'm i meant to laugh, so not funny!!! |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by Seun(m): 2:33am On Jun 07, 2006 |
PZ (Omo) should create a tv advert out of this. |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by desiree(f): 2:34am On Jun 07, 2006 |
abi ooooo |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by jaguda(m): 2:36pm On Jun 07, 2006 |
nice comments but look up the meaning of JAGUDA! before u blast me. If u fit get me Omo work i go hapi well well, rite now i dey load Ojuelegba stretttttttttttttttttttttttttt |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by PLAYBOY3(m): 5:46pm On Jun 07, 2006 |
*Hissssssssss* Funny thou i'm out !!! |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by Shentz(f): 7:54pm On Jun 07, 2006 |
oooooooommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmggggggggggggggggggggooshh looooooooooooooooooooooooool |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by dm(m): 8:56pm On Jun 09, 2006 |
Whatever. It's been here before. Re-cycled |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by Christino(m): 4:49pm On Jun 16, 2006 |
U guys should just let go of it, only girls extend fights, haba! Naija guys which levels now whoever formed this joke did well. PRONTO! |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by Kintayo(f): 1:33pm On Jun 17, 2006 |
You be my person jare, I beg never look at their side. this is democracy regime anybody can talk no one who charge them. It that clear JAGUDA, more grace to your elbow either the joke naa old ooo or new,anyhow jagajaga,joke na joke |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by ify2love2(f): 3:49pm On Jun 17, 2006 |
whether it is old story or not i don't care. Me i enjoyed it. Whether somebody feel threaten is not important no one should live on pass glory because the beautiful ones are not yet born. |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by Darkchild(m): 4:52pm On Jun 17, 2006 |
Jaguda, 1st of all, I found it quite an unusual and funny joke, i guess because i have not seen it before. And for DM's information, not everybody has the time, like urself, to go thru all the threads to know what has been posted or not, on this site. 2ndly, I think I agree with u Jaguda, regarding DM. Please DM, if u dont have anything positive to say, pls dont say anything. Because as the saying goes ' it is better to keep ur mouth shut and let people think u r a fool than open it and remove all doubt'!! No offence meant. Thank you. |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by Shagari2(m): 5:08pm On Jun 17, 2006 |
The story's too long jo, I can't finish it! Jaguda man can you post a summary, this is the jet age you know |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by Orikinla(m): 5:28pm On Jun 17, 2006 |
1. No rich man will allow her beautiful daughter to marry a common cleaner. 2. Perfect story for Nollywood without the OMO sales pitch. |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by luvchild(f): 7:04pm On Jun 17, 2006 |
LOL, come on tell us the truth, your really Richard Pryor in hiding. |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by hotangel2(f): 7:52pm On Jun 17, 2006 |
Genius! |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by kajad(m): 8:11pm On Jun 17, 2006 |
Anticlimax! i thought something more serious was going to happen you fooled me |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by uche1(m): 8:33pm On Jun 17, 2006 |
wahala? super ome |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by ateke2(m): 2:39pm On Jun 18, 2006 |
abeg make dem give u work 4 pz very intresting.indeed very moving story |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by otokx(m): 2:42pm On Jun 18, 2006 |
whether it is recycled or not; i thoroughly enjoyed the anti climax, and by the way if i were the girl I would have burnt the blood stained clothes instead of wasting my energy & time. |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by omogenaija(f): 3:10pm On Jun 18, 2006 |
LMAO check my profile |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by molluma(f): 3:46pm On Jun 18, 2006 |
and to think i was reading this holding my hart.hahaha. pz must get this o |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by bumbaby(f): 6:40pm On Jun 18, 2006 |
ah that was sooo scary but really funny. |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by salehm(m): 5:46pm On Jun 19, 2006 |
You seff some how scary |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by shandyBab: 6:39pm On Jun 19, 2006 |
u don b alrite in da head but it was funny |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by akara(m): 6:50pm On Jun 19, 2006 |
How much are u paying for this advert, |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by Adekan(f): 12:57am On Jun 20, 2006 |
got me there. i'm seeing it for the first time. really nice. |
Re: This Is A True And Very Moving Story! by kinglarry(m): 11:19am On Jun 20, 2006 |
funny |
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